by Cyanide and Happiness
Only at your Best Friend's house can you accidentally nap and she keeps the house quiet, cool and you don't wake up with sharpie on your face. Thanks Nerdstackular!
OMG I’M DEAD by Vincent Marcus
I feel like instead of being one of those parents that makes their unborn child listen to classical music in the womb, I'm just going to play my child all the vines I find hilarious on repeat, and the internet will explode as he will be born a cat and instead of my water breaking it will be a fountain of rainbows and his first words will be..."u mad bro?"...
Never apologize for being a sensitive person. The opposite of being sensitive is calloused and calloused assholes have convinced everyone else that being sensitive is a bad thing bc they are afraid if people knew the true beauty behind sensitivity then everyone would focus on what calloused assholes they really are.
Rescued these baby prairie dogs outside my work building...
boom
"Everybody dies Tracy. Someone is carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. Trick is, die of old age before it finds you."
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