Is This That Archive Guy Yall Are Obsessed With?

Thor: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Loki: The only bags I have are those under my eyes and they are specifically designed to carry the weight of my existence.

Thor: All you had to do was say no.

Absolutely fucking ambitious of marvel to assume I give a fuck about any canon past Avengers 1.

Right after CATWS (like a month)

Steve, about Bucky: Can I tell him he looks nice? Sam: Sure. Steve: Can I tell him I respect him? Natasha: Yes, I think he'd like that. Steve: Should I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs? Natasha: … Sam: I’d save that for later.

What if Asgardians didn’t sneeze. Like. They just Never Evolved that function. And then Thor’s just talking to Tony one day and then he sneezes half-way through his conversation and Thor is just like? ?? What?? What the fuck?? THE Fuck???????!!?!??!

S, I need some Sebastian/ Stucky/ Evanstan Blog recommendations because most of the ones I'm following have been inactive for a while, and I don't know who to follow.

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Oof, yeah, I feel that lately! Evanstan had a nice bump recently with the Hollywood Walk of Fame moment, but it's pretty much been inactive other than that. I've been trying to find more blogs myself, lol. Blogs that aren't gossip blogs because that's just not my style, and there's a whole side of the Chris Evans fandom that I do not want to see right now 💀

@musette22 is an evergreen follow, for sure!

@mrs-stans is great for Seb updates

@archivecevans is a semi-recent follow for me, and it has paid in dividends with all this Chris content lately, lol

@meidui isn't stucky forward (in fact, Cassie posts a whole lot about stony with a good mix of steggy in there, too, so I get if that isn't your thing since you're asking for stucky and usually for people those ships clash) but everything is about Steve Rogers so I enjoy the content she makes and takes she has, lol.

@turtle-steverogers again, an evergreen. The Steve headcanons from Mikey are impeccable.

@whiteglovemanor / @bvckyysarm is out here writing and doing the lords work

@yourbuckies is THEE gif maker for stucky right now, lol, with soul crushing Thursday posts.

@elkleggs comes through with a lot of good art! So do @pinup-pigeon @writeyourdarlings @kiu-k @moontashpena @petite-madame @capibuck they all make such, such good art!!

@jbb32557038t41t420 is a current Bucky cosplayer, too!

And if I'm missing anyone, my deepest apologies. Feel free to add onto this, too, whether I tagged you or not. I need more evanstan/stucky people, too!

That sounds like the perfect breeding ground for chaosand shenanigans, love it

I’m begging for you to tell me about “Why is Captain America on tumblr??”

Steve Rogers has tumblr. He is in a captian america fan group. Bucky is also in that fan group. He has just broken free from the winter soldier conditioning and they start talking. What happens when the avengers find out who he's talking too? :3

they would so do that xd

He's just a little goofball

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

(PS I'm 90% sure that I got this from a fanfic, but I read so many that I don't know which one, so if someone happens to know can you tag it? lol)

Reblog with what the Avengers’ secret talents are

Added the promised second part y’all!

Engineers (Part 1/3)