Reblog With What The Avengers’ Secret Talents Are

well auch

What if they had a mausoleum in Piltover, but ended up being forgotten by all but their professor

I believe Heimerdinger is not dead, just lost in an other dimension or back in Bundle I wonder how he would feel in this situation

THIS WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT WHEN WATCHING THE SHOW!!!!

heck, half the reason I even originally finished watching season one is that Viktor reminded me of s1!Jon

So I haven't watched Arcane but I hear jayvik is about a twink who dooms the world in the pursuit of knowledge and salvation and his partner/coworker ends up having to kill him but that's okay because they decide that what matters is being together one way or another even though the partner really didn't have to stay and could've maybe saved himself.

And that sounded familiar.

realistically, Steve's magnetic arm band thing from AoU that brought his shield back to him could never malfunction ever. Because it's Stark tech.

But imagine if it did one day because he tripped on the stairs and all 200 pounds of patriotic muscle landed squarely on it. so it just started yanking every thing even vaguely attracted to magnets right out of its place. imagine.

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Steve: *reaches for his shield mid mission*

Clint:

Steve:

Clint:

Steve:

Steve: what-

Clint, firmly attached to Steve's arm by his belt: YOU TELL ME

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Steve: *stretches*

Tony, holding onto the refrigerator for dear life as it barrells down the stairs and right into Steve's face: *SCREECHING*

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Steve, final-showdowning: five

Villain of the week: do I absolutely have to wait for your shield or can I go-

Steve: FOUR

Villain:

Steve: three

Steve: twO

Villain: I have to pick my daughter from ballet man

Steve: ONE

Steve: BOOM

Villain:

Villain: is that a paperclip-

Steve, crying: shut up

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Steve: oh my god. Oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't mean to do that I promise oh my fucking god-

Natasha: okay you need to fix that thing

Steve: I PROMISE I WILL

Natasha: aight

Steve: ...

Steve, trying his best to dispel the mortifying awkwardness: so do you always keep an iron knife in your bra or-

Natasha: please stop talking

THE WINTER SOLDIER ✪

MARVEL WHAT IF (2021 - 2023)

2x02 What if Peter Quill Attacked Earth's Mightiest Heroes ?

I need to start using these, they are absolutely brilliant

I'm starting a collection

The Avengers get asked into a school to teach the little kids about ‘what it means to be a hero’ except that literally None of them know how to appropriately handle children and so they end up being kicked out five minutes into 1st class bc Steve accidentally made four of the preschoolers cry when he showed them all how he could dislocate his shoulder almost entirely painlessly, Tony was reverse-psychologied into speed-building a fire breathing robot after a kid bet him two bucks he couldn’t, and Natasha made the executive decision to cancel naptime in order to whip out her knife collection and immediately start showing the little kids how to effectively reach all arteries of the human body. 

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

Added the promised second part y’all!