#isnoonegonnasayzeugmaballs? #amithebadguyforsayingzeugmaballs?

#isnoonegonnasayzeugmaballs? #amithebadguyforsayingzeugmaballs?

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

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Insane Face Card
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