Doom Says Gay Rights

Part 1

They help each other out :)

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

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FUCK YOU DISNEY

Anyways, y’all better start saving your fave fanfics and fanart under the Disney labels cause it looks like they’re trying to curb fair use/fanworks and I’m sure there’s going to be mass panicked deletions even though it’s probably unnecessary cause AO3′s legal team will fight for us.

god help him

Ik this isn't what I typically post but I've had this on my mind for the longest time and I can finally talk about it somewhere.

Just to make things clear: This isn't meant to be shade at anyone, whether you be an author who's used this idea or a reader who enjoys it. I just personally don't like it, don't understand the hype around the idea, and I'd like to express that.

So I've noticed that many Ben 10 crossovers will just give the Omnitrix to the MC of the other series and that’ll be the crossover. I don't really get why this is so popular, and while explaining why, I’ll mainly be using BNHA/Ben 10 as examples. I always thought some of the coolest things in crossovers was seeing the different characters interact. I mean, Ben and Izuku have never met before (obviously) so seeing them meet, get to know each other, help each other, fight together, give each other pointers, etc would be really cool. Same goes for other characters, especially the villains. Idk maybe I've just been assuming what people want to see. The main thing that gets me with the "other MC gets the Omnitrix" stories is how it shoves everything that isn’t the Omnitrix to the side. It sorta cuts out everything else Ben 10 related besides the Omnitrix and the aliens within it, which is just really disappointing. Me already finding the premise boring isn't helped by the fact that everyone, their mother, and their neighbor's dog has made a crossover with that premise. I just really don't get what's so special about the idea. I guess you get to see someone else use the Omnitrix, but I don’t even get how that’s very interesting, either, besides maybe seeing some more creative uses of the alien’s abilities. And, to me, the characters interacting, learning about each other and their respective worlds (if you don't blend them together), seeing them unite against a threat to beat it with all their might, etc would be far more interesting. Ig this crossover premise just isn’t for me, which is fine, but I wish I could understand what other people see in it bc it really just looks like a boring, overused premise to me. 

Alright, rant over. Sorry if it was annoying, but I really wanted to get it off my chest. Again, I don't mean to be rude or insulting or anything like that towards anyone who's used this premise or who enjoys this premise.

Family bonding activity: shedding brain cells in the face of danger, you didn’t need them anyways

Friend Shaped

The professor clacked his beak sharply three times in the front of the room. The students, around 40 individuals, and many species from across the galactic arm hushed almost immediately. “Welcome back, class. The day for your first planet-side mission to Nemulon 3 is fast approaching, and we've still got a lot of safety training to cover, so let's get started.” The professor stepped aside to allow a projection to display against the board behind him. A picture of a blue, green, and gray planet shone brightly against the dark tapestry of space. Nemulon 3 had been discovered deca-orbits ago but offered a wide variety of biomes that were the perfect blend of challenging and safe to train new recruits to the Galactic Alliance’s Exploration Fleet. “Today we're covering some alien fauna you may encounter while conducting exploratories. Most are small enough that they won't pose much of an issue, but we do have a few category 5 lifeforms that you need to be aware of.” The display behind the professor changed from an image of Nemulon 3 from orbit to a chart topped by 5 images with their respective labels: karindru, oold, dini-dini, barintuna, and great lavalen. Before the professor could start in on the next part of his lecture, a voice spoke out from the middle of the classroom.“That looks like a dog.” The professor stood with his beak half open. He was certainly not used to being interrupted, let alone this early in the lesson. “A what?” He finally choked out. There was a pause as if the offending student was thinking better about drawing more attention to themselves before slowly putting their hand up in the air. It was a human. Cadet Valentina, if the attendance role had been accurate. “I said it… it looks like a dog.” Human Valentina inhaled as if gathering the courage to say more. “They're a carnivorous canine species on earth that humans domesticated thousands of cycles ago and selectively bred to be pets.” The professor’s beak closed with a snap and some of the features near the base of his neck ruffled slightly. “Nemulon 3 is 47 light years away from Earth. Any similarities between each planet’s fauna is purely coincidental, a product of parallel evolution.” The human bowed her head and said nothing else, so the professor continued. “Now, for many of you of larger stature, a single karindru might not pose much of a threat, but their real danger comes from their numbers. They live, travel, and hunt in packs. Thankfully, their method of communicating with each other in their packs are quite loud, so you will hear them long before you see them, and hopefully, before they see you. Typically you’ll hear anything from yipping, chirping, and howling.” “Kind of like coyotes.” The professor stopped and stared at the human again, feathers ruffling once again. “Another kind of canine species back home,” Valentina offered quietly. If the professor was capable of growling, he might have been tempted to at that moment. Instead, he sighed slowly. “I can assure you, trying to get close to these will likely end with your injury or death.” “Well, that's what ancient humans thought about wolves too, but then we bred them into dogs and now they’re our best friends.” “Karindru are not, nor are any native creatures on this planet, your friend. Not now, not ever.” The professor turned sharply back to the board. The entire class was dead silent. Few even dared to breathe. It was quiet enough, in fact, to hear the human mumble under their breath, “If not friend, then why friend-shaped?”

The human was promptly given detention and assigned extra homework of writing “I will not try to domesticate any native fauna on Nemulon 3” one hundred times by hand.

Louie absolutely expresses affection through food btw

Louie’s worst nightmare