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literally everything having to do with ron delite is hilarious. doesn't know what he's talking about ever. became a criminal to fuel his wifes shopping addiction. so pathetic that he gets declared innocent for a crime he's guilty of. when asked a question by his own lawyer he asks phoenix what HE thinks. admits to a murder he didnt actually commit several times on accident. found a dead body and instead of calling the cops his immediate, innate reaction was to hide said body. when asked why he hid that body in the safe his response is that it wouldnt fit in a drawer. confesses to being a criminal but the court cant do shit about it because of double jepordy. uses his freedom to run a rehab center for thieves, only to sell heist plans to said thieves. also uses his freedom to team up with his wife to continue stealing. flirts with another man in front of his wife and also an entire courtroom

Mi oc de bnha

※Nombre: Shizu Hara (Aunque ella no lo conoce)

※Genero: Mujer

※Edad: 9 años

※Personalidad: Es una niña muy retraída y no habla en presencia de otras personas, ya que piensa que a nadie le importa su presencia, pero en el momento en que tome confianza hablara con estos, es alguien muy dulce y bondadosa, ya que nunca haría nada que piense que puede dañar o molestar a alguien, además de ser muy paciente.

※Habilidades: Es de aprendizaje rápido, es capaz de esconderse de una forma experta y es extremadamente silenciosa, por lo cual si no quiere que la vean nadie podrá encontrarla.

※Quirk: Cabello Viviente (No se como llamarlo, ayuda :,3)

Tipo: Mutante

Descripción: Shizu puede controlar su cabello como si fuera otro miembro más de su cuerpo, aumentando la longitud de este hasta 3 veces más, aunque no puede disminuir el largo de este más del largo base. Al tacto su cabello no se siente nada especial pero este tiene la dureza que va variando desde las raíces a las puntas, yendo de ser igual a un cable de acero a uno de plástico, haciendo que sea que si se desea mantener un largo en concreto, hay que cortar las puntas de forma rutinaria, ya que este crece de forma muy rápida, pero sí un mechón se corta mientras este estaba estirándose, este volverá a su longitud normal y no se moverá hasta unos 20 minutos después. También es capaz de ejercer mucha fuerza, siendo capaz de levantar a una persona adulta con algo de esfuerzo.

※Familia:

-Madre:

Nombre: Kyoto Hara

Edad: 39 años

Estado: Vivo

Quirk: Control en la longitud de su cabello

Tipo: Transformación

-Padre:

Nombre: ???

Edad: ???

Estado: ???

Quirk: Piel es tan resistente como el acero

Tipo: Mutante

-Abuela:

Nombre: Akiko Hara

Edad: 70 años

Estado: Fallecida

Quirk: Control en su cabello

Tipo: Transformación

-Gato:

Nombre: Cheshire

※Apariencia:

※Historia:

Shizu es producto de una aventura de su madre con un amante de una noche, por lo cual el día que nació esta la entregó a su madre, la cual fue quien le dio su nombre y la crio, está la crio en casa, ya que al ser una maestra retirada pensó que seria lo mejor, esto siguió así hasta que tuvo 6 años, ya que termino muriendo de una enfermedad, desde ahí vivió con su madre, la cual no reconocía su existencia e intenta aparentar que no existía, ya que ella nunca quiso tener hijos, por lo cual hizo que Shizu se escondiera de las personas y se mantuviera extremadamente callada, ya que si no lo hacía no le daría nada de comer ni de beber, haciendo que Shizu sea tan buena en eso que nadie sabía que ella existía, a los 8 su madre se mudo y la dejo en la casa, la cual al ya haber sido vendida tuvo que abandonar, actualmente lleva un año viviendo en una fábrica abandonada y sobreviviendo a partir de la comida que tiran restaurantes y tiendas, durante este conoció a su gatito y amigo Cheshire, el cual nombró por el libro que su abuela le leía antes de dormir, este actúa como su guardián, por lo cual es extremadamente desconfiado con cualquier otra persona y le avisa cuando alguien se acerca a ella, dándole tiempo a esconderse.

※Bonus: Me sentí mal por ella y decidí el vestirla como si hubiera sido adoptada y le di un globito para compensar:

Espero que les haya gustado, la cree mientras me imaginaba un crossover de boku no hero y pandora heart, pensando en como seria si Cheshire reviviera en ese mundo pero en su forma de gato y estuviera muy débil para defenderse para luego ser cuidado por una niña que vivía en la calle y siendo la loca de mierda de que soy no me sentí cómoda siguiendo con la historia si no desarrollaba a la chica.

La verdad eh creado bastantes personajes de esta forma de diferentes series, los cuales publicare en el futuro, además de los crossovers que cree, aunque solo contare un poco de la trama de estos, ya que me cuesta mucho continuar las historias que creo.

Si alguien quiere utilizar al personaje siéntase libre de hacerlo, aunque lo único que pido es que se me informe, mas que nada por las ganas de saber que hacen con ella.

I have my own personal headcanon that in the star trek universe Human musicals are EXTREMELY popular amongst the stars and across all galaxy's. Cause sure, other aliens have singing and dancing and music of all sorts but everyone quickly agrees that there is nothing like a human musical. It baffles a few Ferengi's ears when hoo-mans sing in such a high frequency for such a long time that shouldn't even be possible with their lung size! Vulcan's can appreciate the synchrony of their dancing and consider it a very pleasing experience (Their incredibly impressed by it and it becomes a frequent topic of conversation). Cardassian's admire the way the characters sing/talk to the audience and reveal what their feeling but not to the other characters, it's fun to watch secrets unfold or explode to someone's face as chaotic antics happen all around them (Their favorites tend to be Stephan Sondheim musicals). Surprisingly, even Klingons aren't immune to the talent of human musical theatre, on any given night you'll see a large group of Klingons sitting around a table ready for an opera show and tales from soprano's receiving numerous thanks and glory be's! from burly Klingons after a show.

recent smaller pikmin things (mostly twitter requests)

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

my little guy...,. my little guy

Hello lovely people I forgot I had a tumblr

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

The batfam meet Jarro

Ok so this isn't dp x dc but I just needed to share this coz I made myself laugh a lot with this.

So a little context, Jarro is an alien "Star Conqueror" that was veryyy briefly made robin in Justice League Vol 4 #10. He was grown, named and adopted by Batman. Jarro even calls him dad (it's really cute):

Anyway, I'm pretty sure he's never mentioned again after that.

So yeah, with that in mind I had the crack idea of the batfam meeting Jarro and just being really jealous (while everyone around them is just: "That... is a literal starfish")

So a few lines I've got:

“Of course, dad!” Jarro says.

Jason jolts at that. Once upon a time, he used to call B that. He'd been the only one to do so. Not anymore.

Damian: I am the only blood heir.

Jarro: He was with me my whole childhood. He litteraly grew me in a jar. He named me.

“His bio father was a villain,” steph says caustically. “A global one, too. But get this, his dad flipped sides in the end and sacrificed his own life.”

Harper stays silent and Steph sighs.

“It just. It makes you think. What do you think I would’ve been like if my dad had been more like Starro?”

“More like the giant starfish from space?”

“Yeah.”

Roy: He looks like Patrick from Spongebob?

Jason: Oh, I see how it is. Fine! If you like Jarro so much maybe you should hang out with him, then. How about you join B to play catch with him while you’re at it?

Roy: He- he doesn’t even have opposable thumbs.

Jason: Urgh. That just mean B probably has the glove custom-made.

Cassie: He is the size of my literal palm.

Tim: I know! He’s pocket-sized. I bet B loves being able to carry him around.”

Cassie: Um

Tim: He rides on B’s shoulder! His fucking shoulder, Cassie! 

Cassie: Do. Do you want B to carry you on his shoulder?

Tim: That is so not the point! And B has the gall to say he doesn’t have favourites.

“Good at hiding.” Cass observes. “Small.”

“He’s- he’s a starfish, Cass.”

She nods gravely. “No tells.” Then her brow furrow. “Can read minds. Better than reading body.” She hunches a bit. “Better than me.”

“It’s just I thought I was the only one with powers, you know?” Duke starts. “Not that I don’t like him or anything. It’s just. That was my thing you know? Or like, it used to be.”

Claire just looks at him blankly.

Dick sighs as he looks up to the ceiling, his head laying on Starfire’s lap.

“It’s just.” Dick halts, hesitant and his voice quieter than usual. “I thought I was the pretty one.”

(Ok, I'm done)