Go For Gold.

Friend Shaped

The professor clacked his beak sharply three times in the front of the room. The students, around 40 individuals, and many species from across the galactic arm hushed almost immediately. “Welcome back, class. The day for your first planet-side mission to Nemulon 3 is fast approaching, and we've still got a lot of safety training to cover, so let's get started.” The professor stepped aside to allow a projection to display against the board behind him. A picture of a blue, green, and gray planet shone brightly against the dark tapestry of space. Nemulon 3 had been discovered deca-orbits ago but offered a wide variety of biomes that were the perfect blend of challenging and safe to train new recruits to the Galactic Alliance’s Exploration Fleet. “Today we're covering some alien fauna you may encounter while conducting exploratories. Most are small enough that they won't pose much of an issue, but we do have a few category 5 lifeforms that you need to be aware of.” The display behind the professor changed from an image of Nemulon 3 from orbit to a chart topped by 5 images with their respective labels: karindru, oold, dini-dini, barintuna, and great lavalen. Before the professor could start in on the next part of his lecture, a voice spoke out from the middle of the classroom.“That looks like a dog.” The professor stood with his beak half open. He was certainly not used to being interrupted, let alone this early in the lesson. “A what?” He finally choked out. There was a pause as if the offending student was thinking better about drawing more attention to themselves before slowly putting their hand up in the air. It was a human. Cadet Valentina, if the attendance role had been accurate. “I said it… it looks like a dog.” Human Valentina inhaled as if gathering the courage to say more. “They're a carnivorous canine species on earth that humans domesticated thousands of cycles ago and selectively bred to be pets.” The professor’s beak closed with a snap and some of the features near the base of his neck ruffled slightly. “Nemulon 3 is 47 light years away from Earth. Any similarities between each planet’s fauna is purely coincidental, a product of parallel evolution.” The human bowed her head and said nothing else, so the professor continued. “Now, for many of you of larger stature, a single karindru might not pose much of a threat, but their real danger comes from their numbers. They live, travel, and hunt in packs. Thankfully, their method of communicating with each other in their packs are quite loud, so you will hear them long before you see them, and hopefully, before they see you. Typically you’ll hear anything from yipping, chirping, and howling.” “Kind of like coyotes.” The professor stopped and stared at the human again, feathers ruffling once again. “Another kind of canine species back home,” Valentina offered quietly. If the professor was capable of growling, he might have been tempted to at that moment. Instead, he sighed slowly. “I can assure you, trying to get close to these will likely end with your injury or death.” “Well, that's what ancient humans thought about wolves too, but then we bred them into dogs and now they’re our best friends.” “Karindru are not, nor are any native creatures on this planet, your friend. Not now, not ever.” The professor turned sharply back to the board. The entire class was dead silent. Few even dared to breathe. It was quiet enough, in fact, to hear the human mumble under their breath, “If not friend, then why friend-shaped?”

The human was promptly given detention and assigned extra homework of writing “I will not try to domesticate any native fauna on Nemulon 3” one hundred times by hand.

What a beautiful Planet...

The batfam meet Jarro

Ok so this isn't dp x dc but I just needed to share this coz I made myself laugh a lot with this.

So a little context, Jarro is an alien "Star Conqueror" that was veryyy briefly made robin in Justice League Vol 4 #10. He was grown, named and adopted by Batman. Jarro even calls him dad (it's really cute):

Anyway, I'm pretty sure he's never mentioned again after that.

So yeah, with that in mind I had the crack idea of the batfam meeting Jarro and just being really jealous (while everyone around them is just: "That... is a literal starfish")

So a few lines I've got:

“Of course, dad!” Jarro says.

Jason jolts at that. Once upon a time, he used to call B that. He'd been the only one to do so. Not anymore.

Damian: I am the only blood heir.

Jarro: He was with me my whole childhood. He litteraly grew me in a jar. He named me.

“His bio father was a villain,” steph says caustically. “A global one, too. But get this, his dad flipped sides in the end and sacrificed his own life.”

Harper stays silent and Steph sighs.

“It just. It makes you think. What do you think I would’ve been like if my dad had been more like Starro?”

“More like the giant starfish from space?”

“Yeah.”

Roy: He looks like Patrick from Spongebob?

Jason: Oh, I see how it is. Fine! If you like Jarro so much maybe you should hang out with him, then. How about you join B to play catch with him while you’re at it?

Roy: He- he doesn’t even have opposable thumbs.

Jason: Urgh. That just mean B probably has the glove custom-made.

Cassie: He is the size of my literal palm.

Tim: I know! He’s pocket-sized. I bet B loves being able to carry him around.”

Cassie: Um

Tim: He rides on B’s shoulder! His fucking shoulder, Cassie! 

Cassie: Do. Do you want B to carry you on his shoulder?

Tim: That is so not the point! And B has the gall to say he doesn’t have favourites.

“Good at hiding.” Cass observes. “Small.”

“He’s- he’s a starfish, Cass.”

She nods gravely. “No tells.” Then her brow furrow. “Can read minds. Better than reading body.” She hunches a bit. “Better than me.”

“It’s just I thought I was the only one with powers, you know?” Duke starts. “Not that I don’t like him or anything. It’s just. That was my thing you know? Or like, it used to be.”

Claire just looks at him blankly.

Dick sighs as he looks up to the ceiling, his head laying on Starfire’s lap.

“It’s just.” Dick halts, hesitant and his voice quieter than usual. “I thought I was the pretty one.”

(Ok, I'm done)

Family bonding activity: shedding brain cells in the face of danger, you didn’t need them anyways

Average Nintendo body horror

literally everything having to do with ron delite is hilarious. doesn't know what he's talking about ever. became a criminal to fuel his wifes shopping addiction. so pathetic that he gets declared innocent for a crime he's guilty of. when asked a question by his own lawyer he asks phoenix what HE thinks. admits to a murder he didnt actually commit several times on accident. found a dead body and instead of calling the cops his immediate, innate reaction was to hide said body. when asked why he hid that body in the safe his response is that it wouldnt fit in a drawer. confesses to being a criminal but the court cant do shit about it because of double jepordy. uses his freedom to run a rehab center for thieves, only to sell heist plans to said thieves. also uses his freedom to team up with his wife to continue stealing. flirts with another man in front of his wife and also an entire courtroom

Shadow's No Good, Very Bad Day

Louie… and friends!

Mi oc de bnha

※Nombre: Shizu Hara (Aunque ella no lo conoce)

※Genero: Mujer

※Edad: 9 años

※Personalidad: Es una niña muy retraída y no habla en presencia de otras personas, ya que piensa que a nadie le importa su presencia, pero en el momento en que tome confianza hablara con estos, es alguien muy dulce y bondadosa, ya que nunca haría nada que piense que puede dañar o molestar a alguien, además de ser muy paciente.

※Habilidades: Es de aprendizaje rápido, es capaz de esconderse de una forma experta y es extremadamente silenciosa, por lo cual si no quiere que la vean nadie podrá encontrarla.

※Quirk: Cabello Viviente (No se como llamarlo, ayuda :,3)

Tipo: Mutante

Descripción: Shizu puede controlar su cabello como si fuera otro miembro más de su cuerpo, aumentando la longitud de este hasta 3 veces más, aunque no puede disminuir el largo de este más del largo base. Al tacto su cabello no se siente nada especial pero este tiene la dureza que va variando desde las raíces a las puntas, yendo de ser igual a un cable de acero a uno de plástico, haciendo que sea que si se desea mantener un largo en concreto, hay que cortar las puntas de forma rutinaria, ya que este crece de forma muy rápida, pero sí un mechón se corta mientras este estaba estirándose, este volverá a su longitud normal y no se moverá hasta unos 20 minutos después. También es capaz de ejercer mucha fuerza, siendo capaz de levantar a una persona adulta con algo de esfuerzo.

※Familia:

-Madre:

Nombre: Kyoto Hara

Edad: 39 años

Estado: Vivo

Quirk: Control en la longitud de su cabello

Tipo: Transformación

-Padre:

Nombre: ???

Edad: ???

Estado: ???

Quirk: Piel es tan resistente como el acero

Tipo: Mutante

-Abuela:

Nombre: Akiko Hara

Edad: 70 años

Estado: Fallecida

Quirk: Control en su cabello

Tipo: Transformación

-Gato:

Nombre: Cheshire

※Apariencia:

※Historia:

Shizu es producto de una aventura de su madre con un amante de una noche, por lo cual el día que nació esta la entregó a su madre, la cual fue quien le dio su nombre y la crio, está la crio en casa, ya que al ser una maestra retirada pensó que seria lo mejor, esto siguió así hasta que tuvo 6 años, ya que termino muriendo de una enfermedad, desde ahí vivió con su madre, la cual no reconocía su existencia e intenta aparentar que no existía, ya que ella nunca quiso tener hijos, por lo cual hizo que Shizu se escondiera de las personas y se mantuviera extremadamente callada, ya que si no lo hacía no le daría nada de comer ni de beber, haciendo que Shizu sea tan buena en eso que nadie sabía que ella existía, a los 8 su madre se mudo y la dejo en la casa, la cual al ya haber sido vendida tuvo que abandonar, actualmente lleva un año viviendo en una fábrica abandonada y sobreviviendo a partir de la comida que tiran restaurantes y tiendas, durante este conoció a su gatito y amigo Cheshire, el cual nombró por el libro que su abuela le leía antes de dormir, este actúa como su guardián, por lo cual es extremadamente desconfiado con cualquier otra persona y le avisa cuando alguien se acerca a ella, dándole tiempo a esconderse.

※Bonus: Me sentí mal por ella y decidí el vestirla como si hubiera sido adoptada y le di un globito para compensar:

Espero que les haya gustado, la cree mientras me imaginaba un crossover de boku no hero y pandora heart, pensando en como seria si Cheshire reviviera en ese mundo pero en su forma de gato y estuviera muy débil para defenderse para luego ser cuidado por una niña que vivía en la calle y siendo la loca de mierda de que soy no me sentí cómoda siguiendo con la historia si no desarrollaba a la chica.

La verdad eh creado bastantes personajes de esta forma de diferentes series, los cuales publicare en el futuro, además de los crossovers que cree, aunque solo contare un poco de la trama de estos, ya que me cuesta mucho continuar las historias que creo.

Si alguien quiere utilizar al personaje siéntase libre de hacerlo, aunque lo único que pido es que se me informe, mas que nada por las ganas de saber que hacen con ella.

Doom says gay rights

Doctor Doom somehow comes to the conclusion that to really get back at Reed, he has to marry Ben Grimm. The problem? It's the 70's and same-sex marriage still isn't legal in the US. Doom finds this unacceptable (partially because it gets in the way of his plans but also because Latveria never made it illegal in the first place.)

Queue Doctor Doom going on a massive campaign to legalize same-sex marriage across the entire world. The Fantastic 4, for once, decides to just sit back and watch and Ben just has to accept the fact that for the sake of equality, he might just have to marry his biggest enemy. The sacrifices he does for the sake of good.