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when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

“Ohhh, dadgummit!” Jack Schmitt tumbles over into the lunar dust during the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon, December 11-14, 1972.

Farewell online privacy

then feel scared

Kids these days, thinking they have thoughts and opinions us adults should listen to??? bah!!!

Okay so there are random ass people in my house right now and they're all from church and my mom told me yesterday that they'll come into every room to pray for it "to recieve blessings" or some shit like okay Jenny you better pray the gayness outta my room then

With the humans gone, animals are now moving into spaces they were previously unwelcome to.

Spoopy skeleton war

I went this entire month without seeing the word spoopy or any mention of the skeleton war and lemme just say, I am so proud of you all

the fuck you mean we eat baby trees

the fuck you mean asparagus grows like that

I only have two moods,

Crazy, and "I want to melt into the floor"

bunch of stalker scientists found me in my cave

Hold still. This creature was recorded going 2,569 days without moving.

Salamanders play the long game, with many species living surprisingly long lives. But among these enduring amphibians, there is one outlier – the olm, also known as the proteus.

It has been well documented that these small white cave-dwelling salamanders can live well into their hundreds, but scientists have now gained new insight into the creatures’ glacial pace of life.

In a study which makes sloths look recklessly hyperactive, divers documenting the movements of olms in Herzegovinian caves found that over a decade, individuals tended to move less than 10 metres in total.

However, one extraordinarily inert individual was found not to have bothered moving once in over seven years.

Olms have no predators, are highly resistant to starvation – able to go without food for several years – are blind and live in complete darkness underground and underwater.

They are apparently only compelled to move in order to mate, which they do on average around once every 12.5 years.

In the caves in which they dwell food is typically scarce, but when they are able, olms feed on small crustaceans such as small shrimps, snails and occasionally insects.

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