Spoopy Skeleton War

Am i gay because i’m obsessed with greek mythology or am i obsessed with greek mythology because i’m gay? Tune in next week to find out

my favorite thing about humanity is that we saw multiple creatures and were like “wouldn’t it be cool if that had wings” and we were right every single time

bunch of stalker scientists found me in my cave

Hold still. This creature was recorded going 2,569 days without moving.

Salamanders play the long game, with many species living surprisingly long lives. But among these enduring amphibians, there is one outlier – the olm, also known as the proteus.

It has been well documented that these small white cave-dwelling salamanders can live well into their hundreds, but scientists have now gained new insight into the creatures’ glacial pace of life.

In a study which makes sloths look recklessly hyperactive, divers documenting the movements of olms in Herzegovinian caves found that over a decade, individuals tended to move less than 10 metres in total.

However, one extraordinarily inert individual was found not to have bothered moving once in over seven years.

Olms have no predators, are highly resistant to starvation – able to go without food for several years – are blind and live in complete darkness underground and underwater.

They are apparently only compelled to move in order to mate, which they do on average around once every 12.5 years.

In the caves in which they dwell food is typically scarce, but when they are able, olms feed on small crustaceans such as small shrimps, snails and occasionally insects.

Read the full article here.

Photo credit here via Getty

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so on this post @an-absolute-failure tagged this:

and like??? YES???? I KNOW IT WAS ONLY A JOKE BUT IM KINDA INVESTED IN MY HEAD NOW

mcyt hairdresser au:

• dream team and sleepy bois are opposing hairdressers om the opposite side of the same street

• and in the beggining like objectively dream team does better cuts then sbi but like the sleepy bois just have such good atmosphere n the people who work there are nice so why the hell not?

• dream cuts hair so fucking quick. like bro why are you in a rush? chill. he still does a good job somehow

• george is a bit less confident in his abilities and is very methodical

• sapnap is younger than the other two and is almost like an apprentice to them but hes so good in customer service

• sleepy bois started out as phil and wilbur doin their thing

• wilbur does most of the actual haircuts n phils the manager

• but then they get this job interview with this hipster lookin ass 20 something year old with bright fucking pink hair and a mask with a pig snout on it because of course he does

• he obviously gets hired because how is that mans resume even possible??? hes barely an adult???

• after techno gets hired sbi's reviews suddenly spike and business is booming

• half because technos a tryhard and half because he looks like a hot shonen protagonist

• along with wilbur. wilbur was the main reason people became regulars

• dream and techno kinda have a friendly rivalry now but theyre both secretly rlly invested and has bets for literally everything. some random rich guy bet 100k to whoever could get the best customer satisfaction

• dream teams manager is bbh. obviously

• bads basically a father figure to sapnap. theyre adorable

• sap cant work all the time tho bc he has school tomorrow

• eventually sbi is stable enough that they could get some apprentices

• they hire these two teenagers because why the fuck not? theyll grt good experience

• turns out the two already know eachother and now they have this awful (amazing) power duo of over caffeinated sixteen year olds.

• tommy. how the fuck did he even get hired?? he literally threatens to stab customors with the scissors. hes stuck sweeping the floor

• youd think tubbo is much better but,,, not realllyyy hes only barely more trusted with scissors and doesnt shout at people (as much). hes a receptionist and is very passionate

• but the techno, wilbur n phil are already emotionally attached theyre legally obliged to keep them

aaand that is The End of my ramblings for now. please add if u wanna hdksjfks

the best

Anime movies I like (a lot)

Nobody asked but I made a new list cause I realized that the one I made two years ago mentioned movies that were already very popular.

This is all based on my personal opinion.

The case of Hana and Alice

The epitome of the slice of life genre.There’s something really compelling about the characters and the story. 9.5/10

Ride your wave

A whole emotional experience. 8.5/10

In this corner of the world

Masterpiece. Everything about this movie is just so beautiful. 10/10

The boy and the beast

When it comes to Mamoru Hosoda films, I either fall asleep or fall in love, and this time I definitely fell in love. The visuals were stunning, the story and the characters were amazing. 9.5/10

Doukyuusei

Cute, cute and cute. This is the first shonen-ai film I ever saw and I enjoyed it a lot. 9/10

Weathering with you

I had a hard time looking for this film on illegal sites for 4 moths. Anyways, as we all expected, it holds great visuals. The story follows the same formula as ‘your name’. Still, it is very enjoyable and beautiful. 10/10

Flavors of youth

This movie made me hungry and the three stories touched my heart, especially the last one. 8/10

I want to eat your pancreas

YOUR LIE IN APRIL VIBES. 9/10

Promare

no clickbait & cute color palette :) 9/10

A more accurate calendar for 2020 so far.

then feel scared

Kids these days, thinking they have thoughts and opinions us adults should listen to??? bah!!!