THAT CHINESE RESTAURANT TEN MINUTES FROM MY PLACE OF RESIDENCE BACK HOME 😁😁😭😭😭😭😁😭😁😭😭😭

malevolent being the longest DND game ever played <- said by someone who doesn't play dnd

I mean fuck I like snakes I like the dark I like being evil like death eaters the death mark

Glorious Purpose

oh that’s nice actually, what the hell

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

My fortune cookie wants me to write fanfic

hi

why are we underwater

the fuck do you mean. which part of the phrase hetero jessica is against community guidelines

wooww I'm so normal so normal me I'm normal normal like me like normal me normal totally wow normal me like me like totally me normal me normal like so so normal like me

the thing that drives me crazy sometimes is the fact if you compare jarthur s1 and s5 you will get a wildly queer experience full of shared history and loyalty and love and then look at when they first met and you will be surprised that they even managed to get to the point where theyre pretty much soulmates. take that as you will.

every. time. I hear John's voice in ep 1 it drives me fucking nuts. That's the John Doe we know? The one that became so, so human fucking nyarlathotep however-you-type-his-name Kayne ended up following the dude that made him like this. AND GET REALLY INTERESTED. THATS HIS SPECIAL INTEREST, RIGHT THERE. ARTHUR, HOW DO YOU DO IT?

Arthur. Arthur in ep 49 was definitely considering letting go. Idk what to tell you, he was genuinely going to give up. Throughout the season post Horigvirus 19 he had been gradually getting sicker, and sicker, and sicker, hell, did he eat?? Did he drink??? Did he enough???? Bro was barely able to stand, and I would know what it's like to be that sick. You can't do anything, you really just don't have the energy to.

Let me cook, JOHN, GUYS. JOHN WAS THE ONE WHO MANAGED TO PICK HIM BACK UP. If he simply said "Orthur...Oscars letter....if there was a message before, it's indecipherable now," then Arthur may have just said, "Well, that's my lot," and went to sleep forever. No one knows Arthur better than John and no one knows John better than Arthur himself. They are literally eye roommates. They are married in the brain. John knew that he had to say something, anything to MOTIVATE Arthur into fighting back, into getting up, because Arthur Lester ALWAYS gets up. That's what John hates and loves about him. That's what Kayne chose him for. That's the sole reason Arthur has survived this far.

Prison pits? Arthur would've gone insane if it weren't for John, keeping him company and stopping him from going insane to the best of his ability. Kellin and the pier? Literally dragged his ass to civilization when Arthur was comatose for months. Larson's manor? We know what Arthur is like without his John, acting as both his companion and rock. Yellow I love you, you were just born at the wrong place at the wrong time :((

They will literally drive me insane. I just might jump off a cliff. If Arthur has to choose between his beloved daughter and his beloved fragment of an eldritch god, I swear he better choose his homeboy. Put his ass in a human body! Let him touch grass! We did NOT go through several arcs of Arthur moving on from accidentally killing his baby girl just for her to come back and for everything to be okay. Faroe is much happier dead than dealing with school and real life, trust /j

what the hell, sure. Tldr: they are horribly perfect for each other and they would probably implode the moment the other dies and they are left alone. Yeagh. Can't wait for ep 50. Can't wait for s6. Wonder what kind of wacky shenanigan they'll get themselves into this time. I miss Oscar.

"I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul."

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUPPPPP