⁠— Everything I’ve Done Up Until Now Has Not Gone To Waste! I’m Still Lemillion! I’ll Do My

Another thing I did a while back

That's gotta be the cutest miya I've ever drawn.

THIS HAS TO BE CANON

Adrien, Marinette, Alya and Nino have a group chat and 90% of the messages are Nino posting Chat Noir memes

XDXDXDXDXD

Rare footage of Miyamoto searching for Mew.

You’re welcome.

YES

I have mild depression and anxiety and this helps me cope:

if you use music to cope with anxiety, depression or to help with your ADHD (like me) reblog, I'm trying to prove a point to my teacher

HAH YES

“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO

Asgard memes

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

This literally happened two minutes ago...

My stepmum : are you gay?! Just come out and say it!

Me: YES! YES I AM GAY! there I said it

My stepmum: for now I think its just a phase but here's the deal: you go off and be gay and kiss girls until you meet a boy and like him. Deal?

Me: sure (but that has a 0.01 % chance of occurring, the thought of boys is just EH)

My stepmum : that leaves all of the men to me because I like cock.

XDXDXDXDXDXD

My household is so funny sometimes 🤣😂

It works too! tried it myself

So, I moved recently. And my new neighborhood is full of kids. I met about 20 of them the day I moved in because they helped me chase down my dog when he got loose and I can already tell you, me and these kids are gonna be besties. They come over to play with my dogs at least once a day. A few little convos we’ve had so far:

(On the day we met)

6yo: My name Kendrick but you can call me KJ cause my friends call me KJ and you my friend now.

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KJ: I’ll walk your dogs for 5$!

Me: Imma think about it, okay?

KJ: Ok ok, 3$!! But that’s the lowest imma go. What a deal right?!?!

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9yo: You know my Mama’s got a boyfriend.

Me: That’s nice!

9yo: My grandmama don’t like him cause he ain’t got a job.

Me: Oh.

9yo: Do you got a job?

Me: Yeah.

9yo: *screaming across the yard* GRANDMAMA!! THIS GIRL GOT A JOB!

(I might be her new stepmom, y’all. Idk)

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12 yo: You ain’t got a man?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: You got a woman?

Me: Nope.

12 yo: It’s just you and these dogs?

Me: Yep.

12 yo: Girllllll! You living the life!

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9yo: *banging on my back door* HEY!! Open the door!!

Me: *opening the door, freaking out* OMG! WHATS WRONG!

9yo: Nothing. You got a popsicle?

Me: Ummmm...no.

9yo: You want one?

Me:???

9yo: *pulls a popsicle from behind her back* I think you need this.

Me: Thank you.

9yo: Alright. Imma see you tomorrow. Bye!!

Me:...okay