If youd like to listen to me ramble about it I do that now and also i write fanfiction (a HeavyOnTheTragedy on AO3)
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1. Were you named after anyone? Nope! I’m the only sibling who’s middle name is a tribute to our grand parents
2. When was the last time you cried? No idea, that’s not how i tend to express myself and i wear contacts which can make it a mess
3. Do you have any kids? No, nor do i want any
4.what sport do you play/have played? I have played/done (in chronological order) gymnastics (1 year), dance (2 years), t-ball/softball (1 year), cheer (3 years), soccer (6 years) basketball (3 years), field hockey (currently, started 3 years ago), lacrosse (started last season)
5. Do you use sarcasm? No, never. (ALL THE TIME)
6. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? They’re attitude and the way their eyes look
7. Eye color? Green
8. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings, i don’t like being scared
9. Any talents? I like to think i’m good at writing and acting
10. Where were you born? Hospital in my city
11. Hobbies? Reading, writing, drawing, acting, listening to music
12. Any pets? A six year old wheaten terrier named Brady and two year old labradoodle named Murphy
13. Height? 5’4
14. Favorite subject? English!
15. Dream job? International attorney
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1. Are you named after anyone? No but I was originally suppose to be McKayla and my dad didn’t like it
2. When was the last time you cried? Last night the cat I grew up with passed
3. Do you have kids? No but hopefully some day I’ll have daughters
4. What sports do you play/have played? I did ballet when I was younger but outside of that none (wasn’t a sports fan)
5. Do you use sarcasm? Yes all the time to the point where people can’t tell if I’m being serious or not
6. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? Their vibe I guess?
7. Eye color? Very blue
8. Scary movies or happy endings? Depends on my mood but if I had to pick probably scary movies
9. Any talents? I’ve been told I’m quite the good writer
10. Where were you born? The US of A (the specifics are classified)
11. Hobbies? Antiquing, writing, frolicking under the moon, listening to music and being obnoxious
12. Any pets? I have a dog and two guinea pigs (I would have more but the family I live with says no because they don’t want me to be happy I guess)
13. Height? 5’9 sometimes
14. Favorite school subject? Art I guess (really hated school a lot)
15. Dream job? Anything where I get to help animals
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headcanon that when Scully is suffering from motherly or brotherly pressure about her life choices or hears about another old med school or college friend meeting ordinary life milestones she missed, or Skinner's annoyed with them about something (like Mulder being behind on the paperwork which she refuses to do for him), she starts stress cleaning her apartment.
But because she's already neat and also not home a lot, there isn't a lot to clean, so usually after the second time she finds herself disinfecting the kitchen sink on a Satunday mid-morning, she goes to Mulder's place, lets herself in and stars stress cleaning there, too. Usually Mulder's still asleep on the couch with the classic movie station still playing, but she has blanket permission after the first couple of times trying to distract a tightly wound Scully at his place from his scrap file of tabloid cases turned into her trying to declutter his place while lecturing him about dust mites, tripping hazards, bacteria, eccentrics who live in danger of being crushed by their prized collections, which certainly was a distraction, so now she knows she's welcome to come over any time and disinfect and tidy and sort the mail etc as long as she doesn't try anything purge-like on his boxroom (listed as a bedroom on his lease). And she usually tries not to wake him unless his lackadaisical book keeping is why she's stressed. So some weekend late mornings Mulder wakes up to a spotless table and laundry bags by the door and the smell of lemon clorox and coffee and a manic-but-winding-down flannel shirt Scully sitting with her mug in the desk chair, not quite watching him sleep (she usually claims to be hypnotized by the fish).
Greetings are usually ridiculous Mulder guesses about what's got her on the boil ("Maggie signed you up for ballroom dancing classes with Engleburt from Sunday potluck and your Spanish heels are in the shop?" "Douglas from organic chem invented a new breed of hypoallergenic bio-luminescent guinea pigs and this singularly useful achievement makes you worry about measuring up, dr. Frankenstein-wise?") and complaints that she was going to make brunch but all he had in the fridge was former milk swiftly becoming yogurt and desiccated pizza of dubious provenance, both of which are in the trash bag she expects him to take out. So he usually goes out for bagels and cream cheese and eggs and chives and milk, and half and half for the coffee (he prefers real cream but she won't drink it, claiming it makes the coffee taste "slimy" so it would be a waste).
If she's still wound up enough to be running the vacuum when he gets back, he makes a project of cajoling until she talk about it and remind her she's on a different but still immensely valuable path, which isn't a bad way to spend a day together really. Or if she's re-entered his reality where she doesn't have to compete with Normal People (or doesn't need to remind him five more times to finish that report) and worked through the stress, she's usually curled up asleep on the couch when he gets back with brunch fixings. This is also fine because toasting and munching and wiggling onto the far end of the couch to watch a ball game while his partner naps is also a good way to spend an afternoon and they can have dinner together later. (And he can always spread those files back out across the table the same way after she leaves for the night.)
Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."
I was about to make a post abt how much i love triangle and then I remembered I already did that
List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :)
Thanks! I’ve already done one of these but i’ll give it another go
1. The sun: i’m a plant, i need to photosynthesis
2. My neighbor’s cats: i feed them whenever the neighbors are out if town and they are the goodest boys
3. Music! : enough said.
4. When my friends respond to my instagram stories: :)
5. Reading Poe stories in english class: i really enjoy Poe’s work and especially enjoy understanding it more than my classmates because I’ve often already listened to a classic lit podcast on them (give Fictional by Jason Wiesser a listen)
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This and detour were the little apology between cancer arc and emily arc and i called that bullshit
My happy place.
I’m watching the episode of Buffy where they find out Oz is a werewolf and its got me wondering what would happen if a werewolf bit a vampire. Like, if a vampire bit a werewolf nothing would happen because they would also need to drink the vamps blood
WAIT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY BIT EACHOTHER
All of season 1
Mulder, constantly asking Scully about dating and suggesting men for her to date, Scully, constantly leaving them all to be with him.
Was no one going to tell me there are 20 xf books!?
She looks so disappointed
THE X-FILES | 2.12
you guys ever think about gillian anderson
spells that should be available at the discount spell shop:
water walking: the nearest bucket grows legs
summon skeleton: it’s inanimate. just some bones
shock: the spellbook is just full of dirty jokes
detect life: detects bacteria
shadow shape: your shadow takes on an interesting new shape
divine intervention: the nearest bush catches fire
mark: summons a guy called mark
googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me
I think I have enough fic at this point to make a master post, collecting them all in one place. Organized chronologically for now, there isn't quite enough to make categories. :)
wild side - G, 1.205 words (AO3 link)
“Hey, Scully?” “Yeah?” “What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done?” Or: sometimes being stuck in the middle of nowhere on a dark and stormy night with your work partner of five-plus years is the best possible version of events.
in conclusion - T, 3.370 words (AO3 link)
It's the middle of the night in a freezing cold motel room and they both haven't slept. The best time and place to figure out how relationships work -- theirs in particular.
time and space - M, 2.604 words (AO3 link)
Sometimes he wonders if it would be easier if she'd be gone from his life completely. Then he reminds himself: if she moved to the ends of the earth he would still want to follow her. And when she calls, he always answers the phone. Set during the revival era. They always find their way back to each other.
five ways to says "I love you" (plus one including words) - T, 4.501 words (AO3 link)
Just because something is unspoken, it isn't always unsaid. You just have to know what to look for.
sanctuary - T, 1.550 words (AO3 link)
In a world full of lies and fear and darkness, they have each other to be the light and shelter that they need. That's something to hold onto. They watch each other sleep and consider everything that means.
mend into pieces - Explicit, 1.641 words (AO3 link)
There is nowhere she would rather be than here, with him, making the biggest mistake of her life and enjoying every second of it. Every mistake made with him is greater than every win, every success, every moment of perfect joy she has ever experienced. She’ll break herself for him as he does for her. -- Set in early season 2, right after Scully's return.
travel in style - G, 1.401 words (AO3 link)
“I can’t believe there wasn’t a single room available anywhere,” Scully says, snuggling deeper under the jacket she’s using as a blanket, already sounding half asleep as she tilts the driver’s seat back into a reclined position. “Three motels and not one single bed to be found.” Mulder shifts in the passenger seat – which she had insisted he should take because of the leg room – and desperately tries to get comfortable. “That has literally never happened before,” he agrees, sliding the seat back as far as it will go. It’s still too cramped. “God, Scully, how can you ever sleep in the car? You always make it look so easy.”
from this morning forward - Explicit, 7.233 words (AO3 link)
Moving back in happens slowly. It's not a decision, it's not a plan. They've each battled their own demons, and now that the wounds are starting to heal, she's so tired of pretending that she doesn't miss him every day. After all, through the good times and the bad, it's always been the two of them, together. -- Set during the revival era.
it's the day the world didn't end - Explicit, 1.544 words (AO3 link)
The clock ticks over to the day the world doesn’t end and he kisses her. She kisses him back. It’s not a new year’s kiss, it’s a kiss more than six years in the making. -- Millennium fic.
got you covered - T, 2.419 words (AO3 link)
“Is it a bit cold in here?” He wraps his arms around himself, looking at her in her thick cardigan next to him on the couch. “The heating’s broken,” she says. “I’m sorry, I should have called you before you came over.”
words behind the meaning - G, 3.175 words (AO3 link)
He tells her he owes her everything and she owes him nothing. She knows that's not true, but she doesn't get to tell him. Life has other plans. But she knows. And once life lets her, she will tell him. -- Post-Fight the Future: they don't kiss in that hallway, but they get there eventually.
The way she CLAWS at his back makes me weak
Milagro || s. 6 ep. 18
S08e20 Essence
I dont usually like those opening monologues but that was pretty good
Wtf is going on with the intro
I dont remember any of the stuff in the recap
Omg baby shower!!! How Scully doesn’t have any friends
Ewww Zeus genetics
Oh yeah, Mulder’s unemployed.
I heart John Dogget.
GERMANTOWN??? Thats from the episodes colony and end game in season 2
Doggets boston accent is perfect i love him (i hated him at first)
I don’t trust this bitch Lizzy, i feel like something happened when i wasn’t paying attention
“I think she trusts me” “we’re almost at the end” NO WAY DOG LEAVE SCULLY ALONE
I may have to dip after season 8 idk how much more of this i can take. What’s worse? Season 9 or the revival?
Oh shit that’s billy miles (im awful with faces)
Guess who’s back- back again- billy’s back- tell a friend
TENDING WOUNDS AAAA
HE READ THEM ALL
Friendly reminder that aliens bleed green and mulder is not color blind
I just accidentally turned the volume of my headphones all the way up and it was not pleasant
“My (our) baby is fine, Mulder.”
“Come on in we just need some space to talk” ?????
Shes staring at his lips
Petition to save Dogget from third wheeling with MSR
Some body kill this Lizzy bitch
Ooooohhhh wtf how did his head just fall off like that
SKINNER
Dad!skinner being like Mulder wtf are you here and are you the dad
A POOL RUNNING AT THE FBI
Why do the keep using the term barren just infertile
Are you the dad, yes or no???
No no no no no leave Scully alone and stop tampering with her pills you freak
“Everything is fine” mhm. I believe you.
“This is all my fault.” Yeah Maggie, it kinda is
Human clones? Dawg? Fr?
Protective!Mulder ❤️
*buzzer noises* you are NOT the father
This isnt about txf scully, its only about you 😭😭😭
I just want this episode to be over the show should’ve ended around at season 5 (although i do love FTF)
“Docta parentayy” i love his fucking accent
Fucking fucking Billy Miles go AWAY
Scully finally wearing a fucking seat belt for once
IS THAT FUCKING KRYCEK NO DO NOT GET IN THE CAR
“You’re all listening to someone he tried to kill me” JOIN THE FUCKING CLUB DOGGET HE’S TRIED TO KILL EVERYONE
AGAIN WITH THAT WORD WHY DO WE KEEP SAYING BARREN
God is real??? That’s what we’re getting from this???
“Why don’t you just shut up?” I ❤️ agent dogget
THE PAKING GARAGE
“Your ass stays here” yeah you tell him skinner
Reyes 🤤🤤
This is shaving YEARS off my life
The only thought going through my head as Scully and Reyes drive away is “let’s go girls” (du du da da du du)
THEY JUST THREW BILLY MILES OFF A BUILDING INTO A TRASH TRUCK WTF
Thanks soup!
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“Sir?” Mulder asked, when Skinner stopped walking as they arrived at the corner of the motor-lodge lobby.
“Do you want to explain who that is?”
“My sisters. Don’t you see the resemblance?”
“Mulder, you’re sister has been missing for-”
“I know, I know. But that’s her.”
“And you’re sure we can trust her?”
No, “She’s my sister.”
Okay I know better than to post my face on tumblr but i lowkey got a Scully-bob (i cut it today) so do with that information what you will
Rip Dana Scully you would’ve loved Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter
Maybe this speaks to how much more I like dogs than people but I was way more attached to Queequeg than Emily
He was so fucking adorable are you kidding me he looked like a muppet and had more personality
At this point i'm convinced Chris Carter's strategy for the entirety of the series was just "I can pretend the intense soulmate connection between those two doesn't exist if no one can see it".
Well, first of, fuck you.
Second of, meet modern digital video editing fueled by spite, Chris.
This scene from Firewalker is one of my favourites, and now it's visible to people without superhuman eyesight too!
God, the way Mulder screams her name and she immediately reassures him even though she's completely out of breath and just almost died. Then he squats down in front of her and she just lets out the biggest sigh and melts into his touch because everything is fine now that he's there.
How gently he touches her face??????? The smile she gives him?? The silent conversation they have that boils down to "it's okay, we're both together and okay, we're alright" after they spent the entire episode basically going batshit crazy with concern????
Deeply, deeply unwell.
I WON THE ARGUMENT LETS FUCKING GO
I need to settle and argument please reblog
I just cant decide who lights my fire
Another scully sketch this one even sketchier
My favorite goof in the entire series is when mulder (not sarcastically, completely serious) says “i don’t know, i’m not a psychologist”
okay but mulder having a degree in psychology and scully's being forensic pathology is like. they have very different methods, obviously. but they both spend their time rooting around in other people's insides, hoping to understand.
Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is
please do
(Jury’s still out on that but shes the loml)
IM A HOMOSEXUAL!
IM A HOMOSEXUAL !!