Everytime I Think Abt It, I Genuinely Don't Know If Anything Could Ever Top Cass' First Suit. It Is Such

Cassandra Cain is the most character of all times cause everyone around her is like "oh no, we need to explain to her how to people properly" meanwhile her internal monologue is something along the lines of "I'm surrounded by idiots (affectionate) but it's okay, they can't help that I'm better than them".

It's especially hilarious when she's clearly in the wrong. Like I wish we had more female characters like that.

I love how Spider-man and Deadpool usually disagree on most things, but when they finally agree on one thing, they become huge enablers of each other's behavior

Bruce and Jason are like "Joker is the embodiment of evil." Meanwhile Duke and Barbara are like "Joker is just some loser."

Look…. I’m also not a fan of the fanon version of Dick Grayson that’s a useless himbo, but this equally false revisionist version of him you guys are creating is just as bad. Dick Grayson is not the edgy, super serious, angst-machine you guys say he is. If Dick was truly like how some of you describe him, he would have no friends and be completely inseparable from Bruce. Why would Bruce consider Dick better than him and his greatest success if he was just like him? He’s someone who has flaws but is ultimately a very personable, friendly, and kind person. It gets annoying having to constantly hear about how he’s “actually” an asshole who is moments away from killing a person.

i almost feel bad for everyone being subjected to my nightcrawler era but at the same time no im not this man is perfect just look at the shape he is

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

this man wouldn’t know what self-care and positive habits were if they tap-danced in front of him wearing nothing but the bat-cowl

Batman: Fortress (2022) #3

Robin (and Batman) by Chris Samnee and Mat Lopes

When referring to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian:

Batboys doesn’t work cause that includes Duke

Robins doesn’t work cause that includes Steph

So I propose a new and improved name:

~The Assholes~

It’s straightforward, it’s classy, it rolls off the tongue, it’s in character for all of them

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

Tim: *having a breakdown and cloning Kon*

Cassie: Tim no you can't do that cloning him isn't the answer!

Tim: you're r-

Cassie: I'm part of the 'Cult of Conner' we're gonna resurrect him instead.