I Present To You, Revna My DnD Caracther, Because Tomorrow (maybe) The Campaign Starts, So Yeah, Here

Ecco a voi un semplice tutorial sul come fare una classica bomba finta per cosplay.

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Questo è il mio primo post in italiano , ho deciso che avrei postato doppio e tradotto nelle due lingue che parlo.

In honor ofthe second session of the campaign

here I present a meme based on a scene that happend in session 1

Batman in omegaverse

Batman in an omegaverse always should be an alpha or at least someone without a smell , but not Bruce Wayne, he should be an omega, so hear me out:

Bruce Wayne by the public is considered to be a Homeboy (probably, idk the correct term, I'm italian), he's all smiley, a guy that continiusly adopts (apparently) random orphans, who is known for sleeping around a lot, at least befor Dick was adopted, the person that if you even go near his children will go crazy to protect them; kinda of boneless, who dosen't really works at his own company, basically Brucie Wayne (in the public eye, then in reality we all know the normal Bruce Wayne out of galas is not like that), an omega.

But Batman?

Batman is perceived as a menace for goons and villain, the darkness of Gotham, its protector, so an alpha, or at least what people think he is; probably he uses blocker so he smells like nothing or like an alpha.

and all of this makes even more sense because since the start bruce tried to separete the 2 personas (even in the canon) to protect his identity, so they're complete opposite, could ever Brucie Wayne be Batman? ptf NO, that's the point, so having a omega Brucie and an alpha Batman makes way more sense than having an alpha Bruce Wayne

At a certain point SuperBrentMan where Bruce is Superman and Clark is Batman starts to become more common, and more accurate...

Bruce starts to noticing it, and with some investigation finds that is usually the same 3-4 accounts that make the more accurate, on a personal level, fics

In the mean time that bruce starts to go crazy because he can't find the identity behind those account: Lois, Jason, Barbara and sometime Tim with Kon formed a "SuperBrentMan fic club" and they are the ones behind those 4 accounts that make the accurate fics, and they love it

At some point Clark finds the fic Lois was working on because she forgot to close the file when she asked Clark to proofread an article she was working on, and luckly for Bruce, Clark made them reveal the truth and that their secret identity was safe

It is widely known in fandom spaces that Gotham is heavily split between the SuperBat shippers and the BruceMan shipper

It's an all out ship-war, the two sides vehemently hate and bash each other online

One day someone proposes the obvious: a poly ship

SuperBruceMan becomes one of the biggest ships in the Gotham real-people shipping community

And then Bruce Wayne ruins everything, by publicly dating nobody-reporter Clark Kent

This spawns a third faction (the Brent shippers), and the magic of poly ships are forgotten

Until someone (yet again) proposes polyamory, and SuperBrentMan is born

Identity shenanigans quickly becomes a SuperBrentMan staple, as the ship is made up of two civilians and two unknown vigilantes/superheroes

And thus, the first SuperBrentMan miraculous square fic is born

The utterly charming but ditzy Bruce Wayne must find a way to tell the life of his life, Clark Kent, of his secret identity as an alien superhero, while Clark Kent tries to come clean about being Gotham's dark knight

The real Clark and Bruce are just thankful that the shippers got the identities switched

I just finished Gotham (the series) and I fucking hated it

Let me explain...

The first season was good, it showed penguin origin, how he started becoming a villain entangled with the Gotham mafia and all, how GCPD was corrupted through the core and all of that, it even showed villain characters in their pre-villain like Edward Nygma (the Riddler) and others...

But then, the seacon season came and they inteoduced Mr Freeze (my favorite villain), at the start of the small arc it was good, they showed why he was doing crime, his experiments, his moral and all... and his wife, the wife that in the canon stays alive, even if in ice, because of her illnesses, right?

Well, iin Gotham, for some reason, they decided to kill her, and that's when everything went down. The series continues for a total of 5 seasons

Don't get me wrong, they didn't ruin every villain (like my poor Mr Freeze) but like a good half of it, but some stayed good, or at least decently good, like: Penguin, The Riddler, Firefly, Scarecrow, The Mad Hatter (in some way), Joker (for a half, because at the start was good, then ruined it, then in the last episode made it good again) Others... well... Not so much, they even killed a bunch that appear in the Batman canon.

But in all off this mess, the last episode of the last season (so the episode where Batman kinda of appears) was good, not really good, but good. They tried to close and open some storylines, but still the end was good.

And just to say, they Killed Ra's Al Ghul (not once but twice), and used Nyssa Raatko (and called her Nyssa Al Ghul and proclaimed sole heir, so she's an only child?) and not Talia Al Ghul, just to say.

So would I suggest to watch the series? Nah, not really, if you want to explore a little but of the villain backgrounds, especially Penguin and the Riddler, then yeah, you'll maybe like it, but for the rest? Nah.

But this is just my opinion, do what you want with it.

Kon-El fic rec

You know how Kon-El/Conner Kent is the Clone/Child of Superman and Lex Luthor, no?

Well, I was searching for fics where Cadmus used Batman/Bruce Wayne (depending on how they obtained it) DNA and not Lex one.

For now I found like only one that is omegaverse but I'm waiting for it to update, so I was searching for more

It can be SuperBat or not, I don't really mind, I just want to find more fics with this concept

after some seconds of blank silence Tim comes in

Tim: it's too low, his voice is too low and the growling keeps messing with it, the voice changer sounded too strange, so for that we are giving to people the excuse of a sore throat Dick: yes, that Diana: *blinks* Diana: ...ok?

Bruce gets a bad concussion with the JL, it's how his identity is revealed. Bc he can't stop talking in his bruice voice and he doesn't know he's doing it (like those people who hit their head and getaway accent)

can we do it the other way round where bruce has an unskippable wayne event he has to go to but he got a concussion day of and now for some reason he can’t drop the batman voice. he just has to go be brucie wayne but while growling menacingly every fucking word and he cant stop. some of the JL are also attending this event as their super personas and they don’t know what to do bcs their old pal brucie wayne is sounding EXACTLY like their coworker batman and eventually dick has to pull them aside and cover for him like ‘ok so dad got caught up in an emergency and we asked batman to cover for him as a favour. he’s wearing a face change technology thingy’

diana is like ‘how come you have face changing tech and not voice changing tech?’ and dick just stares at her for a really long time bcs he truly does not know what to do

Ok, so you know that a lot of the times in fics where superbat is a thing so is the batfam with the superfamily, no? But in the superfamily also includes Jon, but there is a problem Jon is the son of Clark and Lois, so Clois (for those who don't know it's Clark x Lois ship name) had to be a thing long enough for Jon to be born, so I have an headcanon about it:

Lois and Clark have been married for some years now, dated for longer, and Jon is like 4-5 years old

Lois couldn't do this anymore, she loves Clark, and Clarks loves her... But she can't do this anymore especially now that they have Jon, sure Kon can come anytime and bring him to Ma' and Pa' Kent, but she also needs Clark. But Clark is Superman, the world always needs Superman.

At least if she was alone she would alredy know that Clark can't be there...

When they were dating it was fine, Clark had to fly always most of the times, but he usually returned soon after, and those times where the dates where cancelled in the middle usually the entire city was in danger, so no problems... But then the Justice League formed and Clark started being away longer, then they married and things got better, but thern The Justice Hall was substituite for The Watchtower and the JL welcomed more members and things got worse again.

Then she became pregnant, things got better again and Jon was born and things continued to stay good, but never good enough, after 3 years or so Clark had to go away again, not for some intergalactic mission, but to Gotham not as a journalist but as Superman, Lois isn't still sure why exactly, Batman needed help with something...

That's when she realized, it was something she always knew but never wanted to admit it, especially because she loved Clark and Clark loved her... But not only her... She always knew, by the way Clark always talked about him, before the JL they kinda hated eachother, she knows because when she discovered Clark was Superman and obligated Clark to admit it he started telling her about being Superman and meeting other heros...

Lois can't do this anymore...

Lois: I want a divorce

Clark who had just put Jon to bed was shocked: What?

Lois: I want a divorce, I... I can't do this anymore

Clark: but I love you..

Tears where starting to fall

Lois: I know, but I'm not the only one you love.

Clark still confused and shoked: I love Jon too, he's our child... And I love my parents, but...

Lois: It's not what I mean, and the facts that you still hasn't realize it...

Lois was thinking again to when Clark proposed to her and the only one to congratulate her from the hero community was him, Batman, Bruce... With some flowers on her desk, kinda as a sign of peace if she thinks about it.... Clark said the rest of the JL was weird about it for a while, but after like a month or two things got back to normal, now thinking back about those memories she now understand he loves him back, and made sure he was happy and maybe got angry at the JL for how they were acting, but she always ignored those facts, because of her happiness, because she loved Clark and Clark loved her but not only her. She was selfish.

Lois: that's not the only reason

Clark was still trying to figure out what went wrong

Lois: You're almost always away, this is also the main reason why I want a divorce.

Clark returned from his shock: Lois, you know I'm-

Lois: Superman, yes I know but it's not enough, I know you tried, and still trying but it's not good enough for me

Clark: I can ask Kon and Kara to help more, even in the League missions... I can-

Lois: The world will always need a Superman Clark, but I'm tired of all of this, at least if we are separated I'll know that I won't have you most of the times to help with Jon...

Clark: Lois...

Lois: this discussion ends here, we'll start discussing the terms later, for tonight I want to sleep, if you want I can take the couch, you're bigger...

Clark: take the bed Lois, I'll fly to the farm and be back for the morning, like that Jon won't know of this, I want to explain to him when the conditions will be set, if you're ok with this...

His tone of voice was sad... but acepting, he understood that he couldn't make Lois change her mind

Lois: yes, ok, I thinks it's for the best too

And so it was, Clark stayed at the start in the farm and then in Gotham until he found a new apartment in Metropolis, by that time the divorce was setted and so the co-parent time division

Years passed and after some time Clark finally understood what Lois ment, they stayed friends, like they were before dating and so when he finally understood, while picking Jon for the weekend, he asked her

Lois: Finally it took you 3 years of being single to finally figure out that you love him

Clark: what do I do?

Lois: I'm pretty sure Bruce loves you too, but you still have to check

Clark: Lo-

Jon: I'm ready!

It took another year for Clark to confess and start dating, but then when he was starting to think to propose... Damian arrived to Gotham, and things kinda got interesting

I absolutly love this

Ok, so, you know that a lot of the times Lex (when he HAD hair) is a red head, or at least was.

Now, Kon is like and half Clone, because he's got bot Superman and Lex Luthor DNA, so technically he got the redhead gene.

After this premesis let's talk about Tim clone problem and Timkon clone baby. So Tim mixed his DNA with the one of Kon and ended up in a baby. Usually in fics the baby ends up resembling Tim or Kon or both of them, so with Black hair and blue eyes and all, what if the baby ended up resembling both Lex and Janet Drake, so with Lex red hair and Janet eyes, and for face a mixture of both Kon and Tim?

What if the Timkon clone baby was a redhead?

Spiderman meets the Justice League

You kknow those fics where spiderman ends up in Gotham, or the ones where the JL (Justice League) finds that Batman is a dad and ends up meeting the batfam?

Well, what about a fic where the JL meets Spiderman, but not in the way where he ends up in the DC universe (in one way or the other) in the middle of a JL meeting or the Watchtower, but like as a batkid

Let me explain, Gotham is still Bat territory, the JL dosen't really know what happens there if Bruce dosen't tell them; so they don't know about Peter arrival in Gotham and the fact he became a vigilante there, and they don't know that Bruce adopted him (or Dick or Jason did) and that he became part of the batfam.

So when they meet him is like at random, for example the JL needs help in some chemical thing or something and Batman propose to ask help to one of his kids, and the JL is like: "Tim? Wasn't he good with tech and logistic stuff like Victor? (Cyborg for those who don't know)"

And Batman confused: Not Tim, Peter

JL: Jason?! Wasn't he more interested in literature (because for those who don't know, Jason full name is "Jason Peter Todd")

And Batman is just confused, for then to realize that the JL never met his new son Peter Parker, aka Spiderman who comes from who knows where and that is a genius in chemestry, biology and engineering. So he calls him and the zeta-tube activates saying Spiderman code and from them comes out this chill guy (in spiderman suit because he just finished patrolling with Duke) with a smootie and greets them like is the most normal thing and the JL is just shocked because Bruce adopted another meta