Fullmetal Alchemist Is So Funny To Me Bc This Fucking Kid Who Dresses Like The Worst Emo 2008 Hot Topic

Fullmetal alchemist is so funny to me bc this fucking kid who dresses like the worst emo 2008 hot topic cringecore is literally the smartest person in the entire country. He MET GOD yet exudes annoying atheist “my katana can cut through the Bible” energy. Mustang (his fucking boss) is very plainly is covering for the fact that he committed an unforgivable crime and yet he hates mustang so much it’s on fucking sight. The only time he talks to his crush is when he gets his ass kicked so bad he has to trudge home with his tail between his legs all “winry my arm no workee you can’t ask me why”

AO3 IS DOWN I REPEAT AO3 IS DOWN

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ao3 archive of our own it’s down HELPFNKFKFKFKGOF

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canthejustboremetodeath

3 months ago

guys i think he overdid it

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canthejustboremetodeath

2 years ago

My dad didn't raise my standards, chuuya mcfucking nakahara did. LOOK AT HIM HES PERFECT. HES THE REASON I DONT FIND GUYS AROUND ME ATTRACTIVE ANYMORE AHHSHFJRJFIF

Hes like literally the most perfect man ever

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so much I love him chuuya nakahara bsd chuuya like literally nakahara chuuya he is so pretty OH GOD chuuya my beloved LIKE PLEASE? oh lord fuck man chuuya supremacy he is so handsome i love him okay HE IS PRECIOUS why is he so attractive look at his fucking face i am a massive simp

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canthejustboremetodeath

2 years ago

(keep in mind, al is already a barista at a coffee shop, you can't change my mind on that one.)

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AU modern au fmab oof fullmetal alchemist fullmetal alchimist brotherhood edward elric fma brotherhood they didn't deserve this fmab edward i love my babies pee i hate procrastinating fmab au just oof major oof I've got an au set up I'm just too lazy to draw no pee included fmab alphonse

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canthejustboremetodeath

1 week ago

These Are From Very Late 2023.. I Never Posted Them Because I Didn't Finish The Second Pic (i Was Sick

these are from very late 2023.. i never posted them because i didn't finish the second pic (i was sick and just never got around to it afterwards) but looking at them again i think they're gold i might as well post it

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sans undertale lmao alphys this actually made me laugh a lot

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canthejustboremetodeath

4 months ago

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squid game seong gi hun Gi hun spent those 3 years getting that CAKE i also wanna clap gihun

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canthejustboremetodeath

2 years ago

hey… so i was sexually assaulted and need to leave missouri so i can get to an abortion clinic asap.

found out 2 months after the attack that i’m 2 months along. don’t have enough money to cover moving expenses and there’s no fucking way i’m telling my transphobic parents either. my cash*pp is $marcotheraz in case you’d like to donate there instead.

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canthejustboremetodeath

4 months ago

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?