Latest Posts by cannibal-walleye - Page 8

more art for @enkays-den, this time for a new au that has me in an absolute chokehold. I just. Can't. I so obsessed with silly little block men but they're so cuuuuuuteeeeeee aaaaaahhhhhhhh. Pizza man Impulse x mechanic Skizz is just perfect.

I love them.

I would die for them.

"we are precious angels" yeah i'm not exactly sold on that

Did some practice with drawing scars on @enkays-den bmdaft Skizz!

oh how i’ve missed the plate up streams. please enjoy this direct quote /gen

tango: one more round you gotta do it old school

skizz: i know, just licking- just spitting on my hands and getting it done

jimmy, unsuspecting: yup- UHHH

Imp and Skizz I drew in class today instead of reading the syllabus lol. Do not separate them.

Everyone steals loves impulse’s shirts…….at the detriment to impulse….

went out into the fields and harvested a bountiful crop of vintage imp and skizz

Sources: 1 and 2

Bonus goobers:

Impulse asks his prime subs to switch to Skizz 🥺

Some captures from yesterday's stream ✨

Build n Seek aka joy and delight on planet earth

Grian pranks Imp and Skizz in Phasmophobia

Sources: Imp and Skizz's Phasmo VODS from August 6. 2024

shroomlings

"Why am I a white dude?"

Impulse: Skizzy's dead, right? Gem: Skizz are you dead? Skizz: No, I'm alive, I-I got a camera in there, I found a way to live-- Gem: Darn it! (whining) I wanted a picture of your body. Skizz: We-(laughs) Well, I mean we could. That could be arranged, you know. Gem: (giggles)

Skizz and Impulse go full dad on Gem

Impulse: (giggling) Skizz: Gem! Impulse: What in the world, young lady! Skizz: Unreal! What, you can't-wh-you--unreal, Gem, not cool. Impulse: You will be picking this up, first thing--when we get back. Skizz (at the same time): It's okay though, thank god we don't need anything else! Skizz (through laughter): First thing-first thing, before you go out with your friends. Impulse: Yeah, and only half a bowl of ice cream for you tonight. Skizz: Yeah, and the silent treatment's not gonna work young lady. When you're under the roof of this truck....let's go! Gem: For two people who don't wanna be called 'dad,' you get it- really into this bit, really well. (Impulse starts laughing) Skizz: I like-I love being a dad! I've made that pretty clear. (Gem and Impulse laugh) Impulse: Uh, twinsies, twinsies, got it? Go. Skizz: Yes. That's five thousand dollars! Impulse: You will pick up this mess when we get back. Skizz: Yes-- Gem: It was Skizz! (Skizz and Impulse laugh) Skizz: Alright-- Impulse: And it was the classic 'blame someone else' too, oh-- Skizz: I know, I know. Take a little responsiblity. Gem: What the heck--(splutters incoherently as Impulse laughs) Skizz: Gem, I'm gonna have to be in the truck to do that. I was with Impulse the entire time. Impulse, still snickering under his breath: Yeah. Gem: Skizz, I'm reorganizing your chests on Hermitcraft in a way that makes no sense. Impulse: Love that.

Impulse gives Skizz teasing fodder for years to come

Impulse: That was the one where I was trying to squat on the bone, right? (laughs) Okay. Skizz: (laughs loudly) Impulse: What about-- Skizz: Make that a horn, all day long! What is up, no way you just said that, dude. (laughing) Don't you shake your head. You know that that was awesome. Gem (sounding like she's holding back a laugh): I wish this wasn't our reality. Impulse: (agonized yelling into his hand as Skizz laughs) I didn't think about that! Ugh, gosh-- Skizz, laughing: Oh, dude. I mean, you just-I didn't even have to-help you along. (Impulse starts laughing) You just served that up, like, "Here you go buddy. Here's--in case Skizz was wondering what he's going to rip on me for for the next ten years, here you go friend." Impulse: (groans in agony) God, leave it! (starts laughing) Jeez, oh-- Skizz: Dude, nothing says leave it like screaming leave it--

I don't know how It didn't click in my head at first but I just realized how perfect the bad boys and T.I.E.S. are for each other

They fight on cams and make out behind the cam and Skizz is happily watching them (maybe giving the word of affirmation for them too)

Making of video

Haha bravo’s new hels sponsor am I right……???

@amethystfairy1's Traveling Thieves Impulse and Skizz

X was really going through it

Convex cinematic parallels

[Transcript/description under cut]

A clip from Grian's Season 10 Episode 21 of Hermitcraft. Scar, Skizz, and Grian are watching Cub descend comically slowly from the sky using a slow falling potion and elytra.

Grian: [laughing] Skizz: You! Grian, Skizz, Scar: [laughing] Cub: Hello, boys! Scar: Hello, god! Grian, Skizz, Scar: [continued laughter] Cub: Great to see you all!

Hard cut to a clip from Cubfan135's Season 5 Episode 1 of Hermitcraft. Cub is mining for resources alone.

Cub: [mining in silence] Scar's voice: Maybe if I, unmuted my microphone… Cub: God? Is that you? Scar: It is…

End of transcript

Xisuma experiences pure fear in lethal company

How I imagine this scene looked :P also Skizz looks kinda evil rip, was not intending that lmao

"Skizz apologised as he set down the croissant plate, yet he stayed leaned down to Impulse's height where he sat. Before the demon could get in a dismissal, he continued in a hushed voice: "Message me tonight -- for real this time -- and I'll make it up to you, yeah?""

chapter 5 of the Skizzpulse coffee shop AU is out! very quickly! because i got very inspired!

no snippet preview because this one is best to experience blind :)

average imp and skizz experience

horsies ^_^

Uhhhhhh idk what to say. sleepy skizzpulse for the heart. made for @chipperchemical's birthday, go read his coffee shop au for more skizzpulse :D

i love them

this one says the key to your heart ;3

aww would you just stop it :3

[Day 77]

I never realized they all be walking like gamer posture