“my Muse Is A Top/bottom/switch” Jackal Is........ A Fucking Headache
“my muse is a top/bottom/switch” jackal is........ a fucking headache
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“ah, herrscher of the void! what an unexpected surprise. and by unexpected, i mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!”
@ctherwcrlds the worst timeline <3
🐝 * ― 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ( all of these are just some random sentences i thought could be fun to use. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ are you okay ? ❜ ❛ believe in yourself. ❜ ❛ care to explain ? ❜ ❛ close your eyes. ❜ ❛ don’t be afraid. ❜ ❛ don’t overthink it. ❜ ❛ don’t underestimate me. ❜ ❛ forget i asked. ❜ ❛ how are you ? ❜ ❛ i don’t care. ❜ ❛ i don’t remember. ❜ ❛ i hate you. ❜ ❛ i love you. ❜ ❛ i need you. ❜ ❛ i’ll be there. ❜ ❛ i’m so sorry. ❜ ❛ it’s over now. ❜ ❛ i’ve missed you. ❜ ❛ just be honest. ❜ ❛ just trust me. ❜ ❛ leave me alone. ❜ ❛ let me in. ❜ ❛ maybe you’re right. ❜ ❛ never give up. ❜ ❛ no , stop it ! ❜ ❛ please be careful. ❜ ❛ please believe me. ❜ ❛ please don’t cry. ❜ ❛ please forgive me. ❜ ❛ so … that’s it ? ❜ ❛ speak the truth. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜ ❛ that’s fucked up. ❜ ❛ this isn’t working. ❜ ❛ we can’t stay. ❜ ❛ what about me ? ❜ ❛ what’s going on ? ❜ ❛ what’s your problem ? ❜ ❛ where are we ? ❜ ❛ who are you ? ❜ ❛ you did it ! ❜ ❛ you don’t understand. ❜ ❛ you need help. ❜ ❛ you’re kidding me. ❜ ❛ you’re safe now. ❜
anyway i’m thinking about how it said jackal’s eyes used to be so bright and limpid and just amber and now they’re just dull following what i can only assume to be the death of her sister and fuck you chapter 21 for forcing me to be more serious here
dumb things my friends and I have said!
newer and better edition, ft. 2021! apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warnings for foul and dirty language, and capslock-implied yelling :)
“I don’t know about bomb stuff.”
“We’re not going to Pavlov my girlfriend.”
“We become heathens when we enter the doors of the shopping mall.”
“No, it’s give a girl head, it’s not a slur.”
“I’m white and privileged. Give me a kiss.”
“‘You gotta have a little bit of faith.’ I don’t believe in God!”
“Four dollar fries. I am no longer asking.”
“Would you like me to call you a bitch or a bastard?”
“It’s not like your nipples are gonna stiffen up when you die.”
“Like, people hear my dumbass voice saying some stupid shit, and they’re like, “Oh, time to punch (Name).””
“DO YOU FUCKING SEE IT, RAT BASTARD? OH MY GOD.”
“I went to counseling to be a fun drunk.”
“YOU’RE GONNA DIE OF HUNGRY.”
“Damn, you are sluttin’ it on stage!”
“Girl you are fisting his god damn throat.”
“No, I don’t go out by myself. I’d get hatecrimed.”
“…I forgot bugs existed.”
“I’m sorry I can’t be your Burger King.”
“Here’s another curse! May all your bacon burn.”
“You should make these so you could stab someone festively.”
“I’m gay, I don’t have to learn how to fix a car.”
“You don’t fuck the bread. You put the bread in the cart and chop down rain forests.”
“You are worth more than chicken nuggets to me.”
“I won’t kick you out this time. I will make fun of you, though.”
“I’ll make a blood sacrifice here in a minute.”
“I’m glad she used your actions against you.”
“If you vibe with identifying as a horse, I wouldn’t care.”
“What if we got hatecrimed together and then became stars?”
“You WILL have a happy birthday. This is a threat.”
“I’m not your lotion slave.”
“I can’t believe we’re getting killed by rats.”
“Best method acting technique? Just be gay.”
“Should I wear thigh highs? What a stupid fuckin’ question, the answer’s always yes.”
“Please do not fuck the flying horse.”
“It tastes like a sexy battery.”
“Get you a man who can do both. Get me. I can do both.”
“Just slap some ganja on there bucko, you won’t feel a thing in no time.”
“Sweetie, that is quite possibly the gayest stance you could have posed with.”
“I hate to break it to you, but lawyers swear a LOT.”
“I didn’t know brainrot was contagious.”
“Is it gay to kill another man with your bare hands?”
“What an asshole. Rear end him right now.”
“You need to scrape your knees too, bitch.”
“Nobody needs an alcohol enema.”
“You’re dressed nicely for a manwhore!”
“I diagnose you with narcissist.”
“All words are made of letters, dickhead.”
“Food wakes me up even if I’m not eating it.”
“I’m convinced people in (location) don’t know how to do math.”
“I hate to break it to you, but porpoises and dolphins are different creatures.”
“If I wanted to date someone made of bones, I would’ve bought a skeleton from the Halloween store.”
“I love the tiddies out, nipples in look.”
“I am one with the gutter gators.”
“It’s so Monday today.”
“Cocktails just make you gay.”
“Welcome to the office of wasting your time! I’ll be your girlboss this evening!”
“I’m glad that you think of me as your pet fucking rat.”
“It’s avant-garde. I wouldn’t expect you to understand that though.”
“The way I function… I’m constantly telling myself that everything I do is cringeworthy.”
“Your blood will be root beer in 10.”
“How strong are your arms to push this many words into my mouth.”
“I hate women, I do drugs, here’s how I scammed DoorDash.”
“You knew me best during college, was I a ho during college?”
“Your head looks like a science lab beaker.”
“If I get drunk, I get worse.”
“I put on the cat paws, you gotta do the ritual!”
“You’re so dramatic. Just choose to not die.”
“(Name) looks like a BITCH.”
“Do you know what red is? It’s a color, you silly little man.”
“I want my cherry, (NAME).”
nobody:
me about jackal:
lmao little dog scientist go rabid,,,, lil case of the rabies heehoo lil dog science go bork
“You’re the only one I would bite. I would actually bite.”
@canisaureuss :)
“you’re the only one I wouldn’t woof at.”
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canisaureuss-a reblogged this · 3 years ago
independent "jackal" / leila cleo from honkai impact. adopted by mak / kai. est 1/26/22.
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