Me, Sternly, To A Blank Google Doc: I Have Written Hundreds Of Thousands Of Words Over The Course Of

Writing culture is going "how do I show this person my work without actually showing it to them?"

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

well fuck

I have learned over time to never give your characters placeholder names while creating them because while developing them you will absolutely get attached to the name to the point you don’t want to change it and ur epic character will be stuck with the dumbass name forever became it means too much to you

no google docs you don't understand this is a sexy, necessary grammar mistake

gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it'd probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway

I love being. a writer