Padawan Anakin burst through the door:Snipsnipsnipsnipsnip!
Tiny Ahsoka:whatwhatwhatwhat Skyguy.
Padawan Anakin: Look what I found!
Lift up a tiny ginger baby.
Padawan Anakin: THEY CLONED MASTER!!
Tiny Ahsoka: THEY CLONED MASTER!!
Both Anakin and Ahsoka with a confused youngling: THEY CLONED MASTER!!!!
Obi-wan running in from the yelling: WHAT HAPPENED!
Padawan Anakin: They cloned you master!!
Anakin shove the youngling to Obi-wan who quickly scooped the youngling out of Anakin hands.
Obi-wan: Little ones, they didn't cloned me. This is Cal Kestis.
Anakin and Ahsoka blink at him:
Obi-wan blink back:
Baby Cal giggling as he try grabbing Obi-wan hair:
Tiny Ahsoka: so he not your clone.
Obi-wan: No dear, he not.
Padawan Anakin: if he not, why does he look like you?
Obi-wan: Because we're from the same planet
Anakin and Ahsoka: OOOOOOoooh.
Haha, so true!
every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
Trueđ lifted my spirit today after a failed WIP fanfic!
đ˘ You are still a writer even when you haven't written in a while.
đ˘ You are still a writer even when you feel like you aren't writing enough.
đ˘ You are still a writer when you feel like your work isn't good.
đ˘ You are still a writer when other people don't like your work.
đ˘ You are still a writer when you aren't published.
đ˘ You are still a writer when you only have works in progress.
đ˘ You are still a writer if all you write is fanfiction.
My tonight's vibeđ
But I promise you this
I'll always look out for you
Yeah, that's what I'll do
I've been wanting to read not-angsty fics lately, probably because I've been writing heavy angst and something's gotta counterbalance that. Anyway, in honor of Fanfiction Writer's Appreciation Day, I present a list of Han/Leia fics that are fluffy or heartwarming or funny (or at least not angsty) that I enjoy (in no particular order):
everybody wants to love you and Observations by spinninginfinity (aka @yoyomarules)
Just Keep Swimming and Christmas on Coruscant by @bookishbrigitta
Marriage License by WL_Swarts
The Date Table and Krayt Dragons by @madame-alexandra
Tied in Knots and Rebels without a Flaw by @diplomaticprincess
Leave the Fire Behind and The First Annual Echo Base Fix-A-Thon by @captaincwb
Just to make happy someone like you and Hungry Hearts by @otterandterrierwrites
All of the ghouls come out to play and Three Baths by @lajulie24
Yes runaway romba very self explanatory but just for the audience what does that mean.
Almost every weekday for the past eight years, Obi-Wan Kenobi has walked the same route to work. Itâs not far, a little over a mile, though everyone else at the firm seems to think heâs insane for making the daily trek in a full suit.
Itâs peaceful, the stroll through quiet neighborhoods and tree lines streets, the bustle of his favorite cafe and their perfect London fog latte, the fresh air and sound of songbirds.
More often than not the walk is uneventful, sometimes he doesnât even see another person, but there has been the occasional note worthy trek â the time he witnessed a hit and run and needed to stay to speak with the police, the time he pulled a kitten out of a tree, the time he showed up to the office soaking wet after offering his umbrella to a little old lady â but Obi-Wan has never encountered anything quite like this.
The moment heâd turned onto Temple Street he saw it.
A roomba.
A rogue robot vacuum rolling down the street far faster than Obi-Wan has ever seen one of these mechanical maids move, especially over the uneven terrain on the side walk.
âWell, hold on a moment little fellow,â Obi-Wan says as if the droid can hear him, hastening his steps to catch up, âWhat are you doing out here?â
The closer he gets, the faster little thing moves but it only takes a block to catch up, grabbing the roomba firmly and lifting it off the ground.
Immediately, alarms begin to pour from the disk shaped robot, beeping and screaming, its wheels whirring faster like itâs trying to escape.
âCalm down,â Obi-Wan exclaims nonsensically, tightening his grip and trying to hold on, âIâm trying to help! Iâm trying to get you home.â
That seems to soothe the little bot somewhat, the blaring sounds quieting to a series of slightly annoyed sounding chirps and beeps.
âThere we are,â Obi-Wan laughs, turning the vacuum over in his hands as is to make sure the droid hadnât injured itself, âThatâs much better donât youââ
Then he notices it.
A strip of duct tape stuck to the roombaâs undercarriage with a note scribbled in sharpieâ
If found, please return to Anakin Skywalker
Star Wars: Lightsabers - A Guide To Weapons of The Force by Pablo Hidalgo LIGHTSABERS OF INTEREST + NOTES:Â (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon Jinn, Yoda, Darth Maul, Mace Windu, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Plo Koon, Kit Fisto, Count Dooku, Luminara Unduli, Aayla Secura, Saesee Tiin, Adi Gallia, Agen Kolar, Obi-Wan Kenobiâs second lightsaber design, Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, Kylo Ren)
reblog to screech âANAKIN NOâ at the top of your lungs
*chokes with laugh at 3am*
This is Grie-larious!
Lmao get Grievousâd.
The height difference even when sitting đĽş
this image is from Lamb (1985) but for the purposes of the fic it is young Qui-Gon and young Obi-Wan
It was a long day. You had just laid little Obi to bed and the freshly appointed Master Jinn was learning just how hard it was to be a Master. He stayed with Obi as the boy drifted off into sweet dreams, and as you finished changing into pajamas in the ensuite.
You exited the bathroom in a simple white nightie, ending mid thigh with lace on the hem. He doesn't move from his upright position, but does open is right arm for you to snuggle into. He closes his journal and nurses a cup of hot tea to relax.
When he gets tired like this, you know he like to be alone in his thoughts, so you quietly rub circles onto his chest and he plays with your hair. After a while he stops his ministrations, causing you to look up at him, thinking he was ready to sleep and wanted to move positions.
Instead, he leans down to kiss you sweetly, and whispers, "how do you make it look so easy?" You send him a toothy smile and he slides his body down the length of the bed. You follow his lead and slide your frame to fit into his, resting your head on his chest, able to see Obi safe and sound. He kisses the top of your head and reaches over to the light and switches it off. Now, you all were at peace.
Padawan Cal Kestis | Jedi Fallen Order
"Thanks for being my friend"
*bwoop?* Yeah... I'm okay.
Merrin | Jedi Fallen Order
Padawan. It's time for instruction.
Happy birthday! đ
Happy Birthday Ewan McGregor! Â March 31, 1971.
Complexity of Obi-Wan Kenobi
I havenât drawn in so long, but here is Lukeâď¸đŁ
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Summary: After letting Anakin talk you into a quickieâŚand then anotherâŚyouâre caught in the act by your master, Obi-Wan. Youâre so sure that heâs going to be pissed that youâre totally shocked when he joins Ani and you. Guess youâll just have to let your boys take care of you.
Warnings: 18+ (minors dni), because all the lovely smut. Threesome and Ani and Obiâs big dicks. Padawan reader is of age.
âAnd what makes you think master wonât be here?â You asked Anakin with amusement.
âTrust me,â Ani replied smugly. âWith how thorough his reports are, heâll be debriefing the council for hours.â
âYeah, that sounds about right,â you giggled. Tapping your code into the keypad, the door to yours and Obi-Wanâs shared quarters slid open to revealâŚ
Pulling you inside, Ani hurriedly tinkered with the other keypad. The door had barely shut before he had you pinned against it. âSee, what did I tell you,â he muttered, nipping at your neck. âNo pesky master to bother us.â
âAni,â you whined, melting under his touch. âThat still doesnât mean he wonât show up at any minute.â
His hand slid down to your breast, squeezing gently. âThen weâll make it fastâŚI promise.â
Knowing youâd probably regret it later; you sighed in defeat. âFine, but just one quickie.â
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It was, of course, not just one quickie. Anakin and his kriffing silver tongue talked you into one moreâŚthen another. Until you were moaning uncontrollably and so blissed-out that you lost all track of time.
âLittle one, is everything all right?â Came the sound of Obi-Wanâs worried voice from outside your bedroom door.
Snapping back to reality, you stilled on Aniâs lap. With your mind and heart racing, you stupidly began to reply, but stopped when he placed a large hand over your mouth. âNot a sound, angel,â he warned through your bond.
Grateful that one of you had a clear enough head, you did as Anakin said and remained silent. Thatâs why you were so shocked when he slowly started thrusting into you again and boldly answered. âYes, master; never better!â
A wave of confusion came flooding down Obiâs and your training bond. âAnakin, what are you-â Then your master came storming in.
And so, there you sat. Wide-eyed and absolutely terrified. All the while with Aniâs fat cock buried deep inside your ass.
You were certain that Ob-Wan was going to be furious, that he was going to have Anakin and you thrown out of the order for this. Instead, a smirk crossed his face and he said a rather smooth, âHello there.â
Before you could fully process what had just occurred, your master surprised you even further by removing his clothes. âI see youâve begun the fun without me,â he playfully said, eyes glued on you.
âSorry, master,â Anakin chuckled. âI just couldnât resist your padawanâs tight little ass.â He emphasized that last part with a good, hard thrust, making you moan softly.
Obiâs thick cock twitched in interest. âSo uncivilized,â he jokingly remarked and came to join you two on the bed.
âThis has to be some kind of dream.â
Placing his hand on your side, Obi-Wan gently trailed along your curves and up to cup your face. His lips capturing yours in a brief, fiery kiss. âI reassure you, padawan of mine, this is all very real. We both very much want you.â
You leaned into his touch, nuzzling his palm affectionately. You had secretly fantasized about a moment like this. Especially when watching both men spar with one another. Sweat glistening on their toned bodies, muscular arms effortlessly swinging their lightsabers. The thought had you clenching around Anakinâs hard length.
A pleased rumble came from Aniâs chest, his lips brushed against your ear. âSo, what do you say, hatari? Care to give it a try?â
You looked to your master for guidance, but he shook his head. âItâs whatever you want, dear one. Just know, weâre here to take care of your every need.â
Your face heated and you bit your lip nervously. âYes, pleaseâŚwant you boys too.â
âThatâs our girl,â Anakin whispered. His hand finding your neglected pussy and sliding a finger gently into your tight hole.
Meanwhile, Obi pulled you in for another passionate kiss. His hands roaming your body. Groping at your chest. Mouth finding your neck; biting at your sensitive skin, marking you for all to see.
Ani eased another finger into you, pumping slowly. Soothingly stroking your side as he started thrusting lazily. A small whimper escaping you.
Obi-Wan made his way down to your chest. Kissing each breast tenderly and sucking your nipples softly. The plethora of sensations nearly overwhelming.
âAngel,â Anakin muttered, his husky voice making you shiver. âThink you can take one more?â
You nodded and mewled as another one of Aniâs thick fingers slipped inside of you. âSo full.â
Capturing your lips again, Obi begged for entrance into your mouth. His hand snaking down to attend to your throbbing clit. Fingers gliding between your folds, swirling and rubbing your little nub.
You panted as Anakin stretched you out so wonderfully, while Obi-Wan made you writhe with his heated touches. âMaster,â you whined against his lips. âPlease, canât wait any longerâŚneed you both inside of me.â
Hearing your words, Ani eased his fingers out and took hold of Obiâs cock. Generously coating him with your slick, your master hummed his thanks.
âAs you wish,â Obi-Wan whispered. Anakin then wrapped his arms around your waist and carefully tilted backwards, while Obi gently spread your legs open.
Obi teased your soaking cunt with his bulbous head. âIs this all because of us, love? Do we really make you this wet?â
Maker, was he a big one. âYes,â you whimpered. âAll because of you two.â
Ani gave you a small squeeze. âReady, sweetheart? Because this is where the fun begins.â
You nodded weakly and Obi shifted his hips forward, pressing into your welcoming heat. Making the three of you let out soft cries and moans at the sensation. Never had you felt this full, each of your holes so tight from being so deliciously stuffed.
Obi-Wan pulled you into a warm kiss as he began pumping in and out of your pussy. âStars, you feel divine.â
Anakin groaned, feeling Obiâs cock moving inside your other greedy, little hole. Rocking his hips slowly back and forth in sync with your masterâs own thrusts. Your mind hazy from the pleasurable combination.
Breaking the kiss, Obi-Wan let out a low growl and quickened his pace. âSo perfect, darling.â
Your head fell back onto Aniâs shoulder, mewling desperately and whimpering both of their names. You felt drunk with ecstasy, impaled by their huge cocks. You whined as you felt the familiar heat pooling inside your belly. Your boys groaning as your holes fluttered around them.
Tears began to fill your eyes as you once more felt fingers at your clit. With a quick glance down, you saw that it was Ani and Obi. Their hands laced together as they mercilessly played with you, pushing you towards your orgasm. Your sight blurring as they sped up, nearing their own releases.
âWhere do you want us, angel?â Anakin growled, nipping at your neck.
A moan fell from your lips at the thought of them filling you up even more. âInisde, please! Give me it all! Need it all inside of me!â
Both let out a loud groan and each buried their faces in one of your shouldersâŚas they painted your insides white.
You reeled at the feeling of them pumping you so impossibly full. And cried out their names one last time, before falling quiet. Your body twitching from the occasional aftershock of being so thoroughly fucked.
You had no clue how long the three of you sat there, trying to catch your breath and big smiles on all your faces. Except that it was Obi-Wan who first broke the comfortable silence with a hardy chuckle. âAnother happy landing.â
âIâd say so,â you giggled.
âYou were amazing, hatari,â Anakin cooed, stroking your side tenderly.
âYes, absolutely wonderful, dear one,â Obi praised, kissing your lips softly. âSo glad Anakin talked me into doing this little rendezvous.â
Your eyes grew wide in surprise. A dozen thoughts and emotions raced through your mind. You probably should have been furious or embarrassed, maybe even yelled. Instead, you let out a content sigh and shook your head. âWhat am I going to do with you two?â
âLove us unconditionally,â Obi-Wan suggested sweetly.
âStay with us always,â Anakin added cutely.
âYeah, that sounds good to me,â you replied happily. âAnd maybe a round two would be nice too.â
The words had barely left your mouth, before you were unceremoniously pulled down to the mattressâŚwith both of your boys still very much hard and buried deep inside of you.
when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters
PURE FLUFF!!!
Tatooine is horrible. Bold statement but its awful. Its hot, dry and full of aggressive and scary people. As a Jedi you are taught to be able to handle any situation but you, well you could do it. Barely.Â
You had just finished your Padawan training and were sent on a mission with Obi Wan and Qui Gon. That was the only good part of this trip. Obi Wan was an entertaining Padawan and you got to spend time with Qui Gon.Â
Qui Gon was a rule abiding Jedi who wouldnât dare break the rules of the Jedi code. Until he met you that is. You two managed to catch feelings for each other when he was teaching you a few years back and eventually you two formed a secret relationship.Â
The last few days however, even being around your partner couldnât lift your mood.Â
You sat in one of the spare rooms of the Skywalker hut where you, Qui Gon and Obi Wan were allowed to stay. Obi Wan was entertaining Anakin and Qui Gon was clearing his head outside leaving you alone in the room.Â
You ripped off your robes and threw them to the floor not bothering to fold them and placed your lightsaber on a shelf next to your cot. All you cared about was getting cleaned off.Â
You had been outside all day in the Tatooine sun. You were covered in sweat and sand without any relief. You were annoyed and stressed and it made it worse to know that you were annoyed and stressed.Â
You tugged the final layer of your robe off and fumbled over the pile of clothes you had formed on the floor. You let out a loud grunt in annoyance followed by a string of curses.Â
Undenounced to you Qui Gon was watching this all unfold.Â
âRough day darling?â You sat up and looked to see Qui Gon leaning against the door frame with a smirk on his face, clearly holding back a giggle at your reaction.Â
You stood up and kicked the cloths to the side. He walked into the room closing the curtain behind him. âI will take that as a yes.â
He sat down on the cot as you walked away to get some water to freshen up with. âWhatâs wrong my darling?â
âEverything! I hate this god damn planet! Its hot, its dry, and its stressful!âÂ
You turned away slamming your hands down onto a table. Qui Gon slowly stood up and walked over to where you were standing. âI can tell your stressed. I am too.â He said, giving your hand a squeeze.Â
âIâm just so tired.â You said in a shaky voice. âI know darling, but its the end of the day now. Get cleaned up and come rest.â He gently kissed the top of your head and handed you a clean pair of shirts and tank top.Â
You smiled taking the clothes from his hands. Even though heâd only held them for a second they smelled like him.Â
Your turned around and took of your outer layer of clothes so you were in a sports bra and panties. Qui Gon sat on the cot behind you and watched your body as you changed. Not in a provocative way, but in a mesmerized way.Â
You took a rag and soaked in in some water and quickly washed off the sand and sweat from the day.Â
You quickly put on the fresh clothes and turned around to see Qui Gon with a small smile on his face. âWhat?â âNothing, youâre just beautiful.â You walked over to the cot and laid down so your head was on his thigh. He played with your hair and you closed your eyes enjoying his touch.Â
âI love you Qui Gon.â âI love you too my darling.âÂ
âYou look cute together.â
You both jumped and looked at the door to see Obi Wan leaning against the door with a smirk on his face. Qui Gon opened his moth but was cut off by Obi Wan âDonât worry, your secrets safe with me, as long as Iâm invited to the wedding.â He said jokingly.Â
You both let out a sigh of relief âThank you Obi Wan, and of course you can be invited to the wedding.âÂ
âCan I make the rings!â Anakin yelled, clearly eavesdropping on the conversation. âOncourse little Jedi.â âYay!â He ran over and jumped up onto you and Qui Gon giving you a hug.Â
*Down the hall* 3PO: Why am I not invited?Â
I have decided i am done working on this so please accept this merrical comicđ¤˛
Transcription and close ups under cut!
Cal: Merrin- we need to get back before Greez and Kata start wondering where we areâŚ
Merrin: They will be fine for a few more moments jedi
Greez: CAL? MERRIN? YOU TWO BETTER NOT BE SMOOCHING BACK THERE!
Cal: What did I tell you?!
THE KEY TO HUNTING JEDI IS PATIENCE