For the ship meme...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sadithur. What else - ya know me. ;)
Who wakes up first? Arthur, and it's usually followed by prodding Sadie awake, who usually hits him with his pillow. She tries to roll over and get five more minutes, but Arthur will snuggle up to her, kiss her, nip at her neck, pat her on the butt until she pushes him off.
Who is grumpiest in the morning? Sadie. Do. Not. Talk. To. Her. At least until she's had coffee.
Who cooks breakfast? Arthur. He fixes up the coffee to help Sadie become a normal human.
Who serves the other breakfast in bed? Shared. Sometimes Arthur will try to sweeten her up that way and sometimes Sadie will reward him.
Who suggests the skip work and stay home? Sadie! Big time trouble maker. Very much a: 'Fuck it!' Why? 'Because I don't feel like it, that's why!'
Who falls asleep on top of the other? Arthur. Though usually they fall asleep in a big pile, with their dog.
Who always has to be touching the other? Arthur. Quick cheeky pat on the butt as he passes, nuzzling her cheek, a kiss before she leaves in the morning.
Who stays up until 2 reading? Arthur. Sadie hits him with his pillow again!
Who kisses their partner while they’re sleeping? Arthur, especially on lazy sunday mornings, when Sadie will wrap her arms around him and happily accept.
Who is most adventurous? Sadie, no! Sadie, yes!
Who is most protective? Arthur.
Who cares too much? Arthur.
Who is most competitive? Sadie. Though both can be bad at being competitive. Especially when Arthur's stubborn streak comes out, they're one for daring each other and being too unwilling to admit defeat.
Who sings in the shower? Arthur. Sadie tries to get the dog to sit outside and sing along with Arthur.
Who is more likely to get naughty in inappropriate places? Sadie loves seeing Arthur get flustered and wound up, especially because he generally likes some PDA, but... "Jesus, watch were yer puttin' that hand!"
Rate this ship: 8/10
I've been wanting to read not-angsty fics lately, probably because I've been writing heavy angst and something's gotta counterbalance that. Anyway, in honor of Fanfiction Writer's Appreciation Day, I present a list of Han/Leia fics that are fluffy or heartwarming or funny (or at least not angsty) that I enjoy (in no particular order):
everybody wants to love you and Observations by spinninginfinity (aka @yoyomarules)
Just Keep Swimming and Christmas on Coruscant by @bookishbrigitta
Marriage License by WL_Swarts
The Date Table and Krayt Dragons by @madame-alexandra
Tied in Knots and Rebels without a Flaw by @diplomaticprincess
Leave the Fire Behind and The First Annual Echo Base Fix-A-Thon by @captaincwb
Just to make happy someone like you and Hungry Hearts by @otterandterrierwrites
All of the ghouls come out to play and Three Baths by @lajulie24
*chokes with laugh at 3am*
This is Grie-larious!
Lmao get Grievous’d.
Yes runaway romba very self explanatory but just for the audience what does that mean.
Almost every weekday for the past eight years, Obi-Wan Kenobi has walked the same route to work. It’s not far, a little over a mile, though everyone else at the firm seems to think he’s insane for making the daily trek in a full suit.
It’s peaceful, the stroll through quiet neighborhoods and tree lines streets, the bustle of his favorite cafe and their perfect London fog latte, the fresh air and sound of songbirds.
More often than not the walk is uneventful, sometimes he doesn’t even see another person, but there has been the occasional note worthy trek — the time he witnessed a hit and run and needed to stay to speak with the police, the time he pulled a kitten out of a tree, the time he showed up to the office soaking wet after offering his umbrella to a little old lady — but Obi-Wan has never encountered anything quite like this.
The moment he’d turned onto Temple Street he saw it.
A roomba.
A rogue robot vacuum rolling down the street far faster than Obi-Wan has ever seen one of these mechanical maids move, especially over the uneven terrain on the side walk.
“Well, hold on a moment little fellow,” Obi-Wan says as if the droid can hear him, hastening his steps to catch up, “What are you doing out here?”
The closer he gets, the faster little thing moves but it only takes a block to catch up, grabbing the roomba firmly and lifting it off the ground.
Immediately, alarms begin to pour from the disk shaped robot, beeping and screaming, its wheels whirring faster like it’s trying to escape.
“Calm down,” Obi-Wan exclaims nonsensically, tightening his grip and trying to hold on, “I’m trying to help! I’m trying to get you home.”
That seems to soothe the little bot somewhat, the blaring sounds quieting to a series of slightly annoyed sounding chirps and beeps.
“There we are,” Obi-Wan laughs, turning the vacuum over in his hands as is to make sure the droid hadn’t injured itself, “That’s much better don’t you—“
Then he notices it.
A strip of duct tape stuck to the roomba’s undercarriage with a note scribbled in sharpie—
If found, please return to Anakin Skywalker
Star Wars: Lightsabers - A Guide To Weapons of The Force by Pablo Hidalgo LIGHTSABERS OF INTEREST + NOTES: (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon Jinn, Yoda, Darth Maul, Mace Windu, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Plo Koon, Kit Fisto, Count Dooku, Luminara Unduli, Aayla Secura, Saesee Tiin, Adi Gallia, Agen Kolar, Obi-Wan Kenobi’s second lightsaber design, Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, Kylo Ren)
Padawan. It's time for instruction.
Gods that's so beautiful❤
attack of the clones / florence + the machine / return of the jedi / revenge of the sith / the empire strikes back