Latest Posts by callsign-mirage - Page 5

Fred: Don’t talk to me or my 25 gang kids ever again.

I hope Jordan Connor had a good day

Happy Anniversary Monica and Chandler!

May 15th, 2001

THE LAST ONE

have y’all seen pics of cosplayers being arrested because

it is simultaneously

the best and worst thing

I have ever

fuckIN G seEN

likE WHAT DID THEY DO

TO GET ARRESTED???

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL ME

pleasE I NEED CONTEXT

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse* barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted me, hoarsely: this is flour

I want Veronica's standards in life🙌🏼🙌🏼

My family owns a track.

jughead: nobody calls forsythe pendleton "jughead" jones III a thief!

sweet pea: no one has the time

Sweet Pea: Well aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Jughead: Well aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and… um…

Sweet Pea: No, you go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I’ll admit that we’re friends.

my tiny human body isn’t big enough to hold all the love that’s inside me and that’s why i’m always crying

Reblog if you read imagines before you go to bed

reblog to have good concert luck

what are we out here doing

someone: spanish is such a sexy language, i’ll do anything for u if you speak spanish 💛💜💛

me: envíame información de tu tarjeta de crédito

“I exist. It is soft, so soft, so slow. And light: it seems as though it suspends in the air. It moves.”

— Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

y'all need some mgg positivity (-:

nice criminal minds moments ⟡ 2.21 open season  [1/∞]

“I am so blogging about this later.”

Can I be a meme yet?

His scream 💀♥️

“I think it’s a b-flat.”

Kristen Chenoweth trying to figure out the note of a triggered car alarm in a parking garage. (btw it was in fact a b-flat)

So today, my sister received a free t-shirt… the guy gave her an XL. 

She asked for something smaller, and he started laughing and responded with, “You’re not skinny.”

This is my sister:

This was my baby bro’s response when she told us: 

Don’t let depression stop you from being that bitch

I NEED SOME INTERNET FRIENDS

I'm bored and need friends sooooooooo

The world would be a very different place without. 

Reblog this if it’s 110% alright for me to randomly strike up a conversation with you, right here, right now.

veronica: in your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

jughead, yelling: hey, archie, how tall are you?!

Cheryl: the other day Jughead sneezed and i accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"

Veronica: ...how do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"

Is this what Chaotic good is?