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RDJ and Cevans: *flirting in peace*

Ruffalo: HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOUR SON-

If you’re looking for someone to save you, look in the mirror.

my dad got mad when mj called peter “pretty”,,, so reblog if peter benjamin parker is really really pretty

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19  and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

why do people…..care……..so much? “you wore that outfit yesterday” “didn’t you wear that already?” “you wear that lipstick too much” “you wear those shoes all the time” “you posted the selfie already” “you don’t need to wear that much makeup” “didn’t you eat that yesterday?” like jus shut your fukj…………

veronica: in your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

jughead, yelling: hey, archie, how tall are you?!

i discovered this song very recently (for some reason it’s not on the north american album) but I love it a lot and thought a little bit of an empty arena edit would suit it perfectly, so here you go :)

original | my edit

album art : x

why do youtubers start with “what is up” but dont even wait for me to tell them about my day. this reltionship is too one sided my mother was right about u 

Stop

whats ET short for?

Sneaking (Peter x reader)

Request by @woman-of-letters-legacy

Warnings: Smut, oral, male and female receiving, sensual images, tony being annoying, swearing : )

Authors note: My friends, this is pretty long well actually I don’t know, it seemed long but that all depends on how fast of a reader you are. Lots of things going on so grab some popcorn and a vibrator. Kidding! Also you should play not afraid anymore by Halsey when they start fucking. 

I’m sorry if this sucks!

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*takes an ant outside and lets it free instead of killing it* This one is for you Paul Rudd.

Me, anytime I hear A Noise™️ at night:

Son: “Dad? What sound do ducks make?”

Tom: “They croissant.”

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE SPIDER💕🕷🎉👏

big dick energy is shane madej stealing a whole-ass bridge from a malevolent demon all while making fun of said demon’s inability to spell its own name

mugger: give me all your money if you want to live!

peter: bold of you to assume that i have any money or that i want to live lol

tony, flying near the speed of light to get there in time: PETER I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

I'm dead

Tom met up with them!!!

He looks so good in the bandana 🔥🔥

Vietnam’s Newly Opened Pedestrian Bridge Lifts Visitors with a Pair of Giant Weathered Hands

*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”

me @ ant: tell your friends.

“Scientists say that if you aren’t a fan of a celebrity, you have a 30% chance of meeting them in person, and if you are a fan of them, the chances are 10%” me:

FP: That’s it! You’re all grounded. [points to Jughead] No writing for you. Toni, no camera for you. [points to Fangs] No musical theater for you. And… [looks at Sweet Pea] Oh my God, is there anything that you love?

Sweet Pea: Revenge.

FP: No vengeance for you.

Sweet Pea: I was going to say “I’ll get you for this” but I guess that’s off the table.

let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum 

they quote gay movies

they watch cat videos on youtube 

they take selfies

I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3? 

come on there’s no way you can’t ship them

LOOK AT THIS, JUST LOOK AT IT!!!

Reblog if you're just really fucking in love with Edmund Pevensie

East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brulee, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor. It’s a place where one person, if it’s the right person, changes us all. East High is having friends we’ll keep for the rest of our lives, and I guess that means we really are ‘all in this together’ - October 24th, 9 years of High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)

Southside Serpents - LAWS💫

Law #1

A Serpent never shows cowardice.

Law #2

If a Serpent is killed or imprisoned, their family will be taken care of.

Law #3

No Serpent stands alone.

Law #4

No Serpent is left for dead.

Law #5

A Serpent never betrays his own.

Law #6

In unity there is strength.