Here I'm Going To Lore Dump About Characters In The Half Reversed Reunion AU. Actually, It's More Like

The moment Mabel gets her grappling hook, the scene presents it as if you should be questioning why Mabel wants it, with answer being “that’s just Mabel!”

But there’s not any attention being brought to question why there was a grappling hook in the gift shop.

Was it merchandise like Dipper’s hat? Why would you sell that in a gift shop?? Was it just something Stan had lying around? (seems plausible) If so, why was it in boxes in the gift shop?

SO MANY (most certainly not important at all) QUESTIONS!

Never not being insane about Wendy and Soos btw. They're such found family. Such siblings. Soos has none. Wendy has many. Soos is shy and silly (/aff). Wendy is an angsty teenager (/aff). Soos is aloof and playful. Wendy is reserved and cutting. Soos seems childlike but is actually protective and responsible. Wendy seems tough and laid back but is actually a kid. They both love the twins. The both love Stan. They both love the Mystery Shack because it's like a second home to them.

They are the type that would've never interacted with each other in high school but got stuck in some extracurricular activity together and now they'd kill for each other. And maybe they don't spend that much time together (because of their age difference, or work, or family, or their other friends), but they will consider each other siblings. They will refer to each other as one of their best friends.

Because there's something so special in forming a connection with someone that you know you wouldn't have ever crossed paths with if not for one tiny little coincidence (getting hired at the same place).

I love Wendy and Soos man

"Trust the process"

The process:

when the slow burn is so slow the characters have only talked to each other like twice before the author becomes an orphan account

No one voted so I'm going to take that as a yes. One day I may or may not get around to actually making said incorrect quotes blog, but not right now.

Mini comic about Pacifica’s DD&D journey

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

I don't know what this is

But it made me laugh

we’ve all heard of the fake dating trope… but have u considered.. fake exes trope…..

‘my new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say i’ve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know you’ au

‘i didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so i just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’ au

‘a mutual friend tried to introduce us, but we already knew each other from LARPing but we’re both too embarrassed to admit that so i jokingly said we used to date and oh god now our friend wont stop interrogating us about it’ au

‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au

‘my current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex’ au

‘we’re contestants on a reality show and we kind of hate each other so the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for the ratings so now we keep inventing crazier and crazier things the other did while we were dating’ au

It was just a theory I really have no idea what I'm doing.

Also I don't think he feels any healthy way about Ford in the book either. He calls him his "property" and even if he does care about Ford, I doubt it's in any sort of healthy way. (I think he was exaggerating or somehow changing the details of his time at O'Sadley's or wherever it was). Which really wasn't your point, I'm just saying lol.

will probably delete later, but I hope this is at least a little interesting to read? Just my take on why billford, less as a ship and more as a general relationship, gained so much traction. Maybe I’m just stupid and ignorant idk but anyway. Here

(Ps. I know in the show he doesn’t feel any sort of healthy way towards ford, but in the book of bill it is very clear that he is lying to himself about how he feels. ALSO it is important to know that he just feels sorry FOR HIMSELF after the fact because HE didn’t get what HE wanted. This ship is mainly based on theoretical stuff (imo))