A Compilation Of ACTUAL Things Dan Has Said To/about Phil That Makes Me Want To Set Myself On Fire:

A compilation of ACTUAL things Dan has said to/about Phil that makes me want to set myself on fire:

You're my plinth of life

You look good there, you look strong, you look powerful [...] you look lovely

I mean, Phil, your biceps are wonderful and you have nothing to be ashamed of, okay?

I think your personality is too adorable for it

I know us better than you do

You are an amazing morale booster and you're really fun an nice

You are so unique and amazing that no art can ever capture your essence

You have to get prepared to revenge my death and give me the rub rubs to bring me back up

I think the universe would rip in half, let's not try [going further apart]

And Phil, something I talk about is the importance of having people to support you and that's been you, throughout my life. Through the little existential crisis, you've been there feeding me snacks, and as annoying as you have been, at least you've been there

I will find you in any world, Phil!

Obviously we were more than friends, but it was more than just romantic, this is someone that genuinely liked me, I trusted them, and for the first time since I was a tiny child I actually felt safe. And the relationship that we formed at that point was something that I needed in my life. We are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates

We’re like two 4,000-year-old tortoises just silently chewing grass, staring into the sunset.

Your fucking faves could never have that chemistry day one! Show me your favorite duo, I'll wait, I'll sit the fuck right here!

Best friends, arch enemies, husbands, business partners, partners in crime, soul mates, just mates, who the fuck knows?

Remote crisis manager

Moon butt

These little nuggets

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1 year ago

the post that inspired my "The Seven Husbands Of Taylor swift- A Comparative Essay" cause I'm obsessed and queer and a kaylor <3

“When Celia said she couldn’t have all of me, it was because I was selfish and because I was scared of losing everything I had. Not because I had two sides of me that one person could never fulfill. I broke Celia’s heart because I spent half my time loving her and the other half hiding how much I loved her." (Evelyn Hugo)

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1 year ago

now she's gonna play and sing and lock you in her heart

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1 year ago

haven't stopped thinking about this tbh

hello?????????

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1 year ago

Taylor wrote Question…? to haunt me specifically forever

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1 year ago

Oh you are so special to me

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1 year ago

“taylor swift is gay” hmmm not sure about that “blake lively’s hands have been on taylor’s thighs before” this we cannot possibly refute

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c0wboylik3m3

1 year ago

Speaking of Jemily: would you like if i post the fic i'm writting "you're nothing more than his wife?"

the tropes: Co-workers to lovers, one bed trope, she falls first- she falls harder, in denial, first wlw relationship ,internalized homophobia , comp-het, falling out, she marries a man.

The fic is about when Emily joins the team Jj falls in love with a woman for the first time. (season 1)

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Her lips part as she puts the hints together. You don’t have to be a profiler to put it together. She opened her mouth to say something but shut it again.

“You. you did it on purpose” she whispered, our eyes meeting “you touched my hand, the tee-shirt. You did it on purpose”

“It took you long enough to realize” my mouth creeped into a smile.

I was listening to loml and I started thinking about jemily (the ship name of two female fbi agents, Emily and jj, on criminal minds). Jj left Emily when jj thought she was in love with her new husband, Jj ends up pregnant and now feels like she has to stay in the relationship. and in my mind it's the song Emily would associate with Jj.

It reminds me of Kaylor. Taylor is singing to Karli. she's the lost of Taylor's life.

In my mind, both Kaylor and Jemily found their way back together despite the husbands and kids.

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