Dan And Phil You Have The Opportunity To Do The Funniest Hard Launch Of All Time

Dan And Phil You Have The Opportunity To Do The Funniest Hard Launch Of All Time
Dan And Phil You Have The Opportunity To Do The Funniest Hard Launch Of All Time
Dan And Phil You Have The Opportunity To Do The Funniest Hard Launch Of All Time
Dan And Phil You Have The Opportunity To Do The Funniest Hard Launch Of All Time

dan and phil you have the opportunity to do the funniest hard launch of all time

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1 year ago

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matty boyfriend thoughts ฺ。*:・

Matty Boyfriend Thoughts ฺ。*:・
Matty Boyfriend Thoughts ฺ。*:・
Matty Boyfriend Thoughts ฺ。*:・

an: matty has been heavy on the brain, and someone under ross' bf thoughts asked for one about him so ofc i had to do it.

cw: fluff and smut sections

quality time

he constantly wants to be around you. he's pretty much like a puppy following you around everywhere. if he's in the studio, he'll always invite you over, even if you're going to sit there and read. if you're getting ready to go out, you best believe he's setting himself in the bathroom and watching you get ready. he'll ask you about the makeup you're using or the dress you picked out. he's just so in love and invested in you.

physical touch

i think this one kind of goes with quality time in the way that he just wants to be around you. he always has your hand in his, rubbing his thumb over your knuckles. or has you pulled onto his lap, nuzzling himself into the crook of your neck. he loves how warm you are and how safe you make him feel.

sentimental

he 100% has a little box of stuff tucked away somewhere, including things that you gave him or things you guys did together, such as movie tickets, reseats, cards-- everything. i can see him putting them all together in some sort of scrapbook or collage and giving it to you when you guys reach a big relationship milestone.

the biggest softie ever

he's totally crying on your one-year anniversary. he'll just be so overwhelmed with joy and love that he can't help it. he's honestly just putty in your hands when you're together. i can also see him getting emotional if you remember something small like he likes, like his favorite brand of wine, or his coffee order. not emotional in the crying sense, but just the full-hearted feeling you get when you're in love with someone.

songs about you

he's so consumed with the thought of you that, of course, there's going to be an embarrassing number of songs dedicated to you. if he sings one of them during a show, he's singing it directly to you. 100% his muse in every way.

writing letters to each other over tour

though you guys are in constant contact with each other, whether he's calling you or texting you, or flying you out to a show, he loves the intimacy of letters. sitting down and really thinking about what he wants to write, even if it's stuff he told you earlier; he loves the romantic feeling of it all.

care packages

this one goes with the letters a little bit. but i can see him making a little package of things he's collected on tour or just when he's out and about. I know for a fact he loves it when you do it for him on tour, making one of the guys sneak it into their luggage and then give it to him as a surprise.

you fell first; he fell harder

matty was definitely hesitant when he first started to catch feelings for you. he knew what his reputation was, what his lifestyle was like. he knew it wasn't easy dating someone like him, but once he finally opened up to you, he couldn't get enough.

smut below the pictures

Matty Boyfriend Thoughts ฺ。*:・
Matty Boyfriend Thoughts ฺ。*:・
Matty Boyfriend Thoughts ฺ。*:・

breeding

i think at first it was an accident. probably a quickie in a bathroom at a party or before a show, and he was just so enthralled in you that he forgot to pull out. of course, you both panic, but as soon as he pulls out and sees the cum dripping out of you, something animalist switches in his brain. "fucking hell, your cunt looks so pretty dripping with my cum." figures push through your folds, collecting his cum before pushing it back into you. and now you can get over the full feeling that he gives you.

spanking

i think this mixes a bit with marking, but he just loves to see how much he can physically affect you. watching how quickly your skin turns red. how your legs twitch in anticipation of the next hit. especially if you're bruised the day after, he'll be so sweet, kissing over them and applying cream so that your skin isn't as tender.

munch

i just can't think of him any other way. he's so consumed with you in his everyday life that, of course, he's going to crave eating you out. especially before or after tour. he just wants to be in between your legs for hours, tasting you as much as he can.

switch

he has a heavy dom lean, but sometimes he just wants you to take the reins. he doesn't care what you do to him, as long as you feel good and he hopefully gets to cum at the end. he especially slips into subspace when you ride him. getting all whiny and fucked out underneath you.

edging

he just loves knowing how much control he has over you. watching your legs shake, and hips buck into his touch as you beg for an organism. he finds it amusing how, within an instance, he can give you so much pleasure and pain all at one time. i know he's a sucker for it too. loves when you tie him up and pump his cock with a toy or your hand until he's sobbing to cum.

pictures

when you brought up the idea of taking pictures when you guys fucked, matty was definitely hesitant. he knew what could happen if they got out into the public. so, you suggested just having them be of you at first, which eased the idea in his mind a bit. as soon as he took the first polaroid of you covered in his cum he couldn't stop. now he has a stack of them tucked away in his room and one in his wallet.

blow job lover

he loves seeing you on your knees. how you look up at him through your lashes like this is the most innocent thing in the world. not only does he love how it feels, but how you're so willing to give him pleasure in such an intimate way. he can't deny how much he likes seeing how sloppy you look when you fuck his throat.

1 year ago
This Picture Is Insane I Need Him So Bad

this picture is insane i need him so bad

1 year ago

I am so in love I might stop breathing.

Taylor turning back to make sure fans were properly gagged after she popped some ass

- The Eras Tour in Paris (N1) on May 9, 2024 (x)


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1 year ago

only true allies kiss their best friend at a concert, drops so many hairpins about her, and then write multiple albums about her over the span of like 10 yrs, obviously.

Taylor Swift planting the seeds of allyship in 2014

Taylor Swift Planting The Seeds Of Allyship In 2014
Taylor Swift Planting The Seeds Of Allyship In 2014

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9 months ago

I just think he’s really hot, that’s all

I Just Think He’s Really Hot, That’s All
I Just Think He’s Really Hot, That’s All
I Just Think He’s Really Hot, That’s All
I Just Think He’s Really Hot, That’s All
I Just Think He’s Really Hot, That’s All
I Just Think He’s Really Hot, That’s All
I Just Think He’s Really Hot, That’s All
I Just Think He’s Really Hot, That’s All
1 year ago

I love this song so very much. I will forever be a mirrorball, YOYOK, and a hate it here girlie until I die.

I Hate It Here - Taylor Swift

i hate it here - taylor swift


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