Latest Posts by buxtry - Page 2

(I scheduled this for the Ides of March all the way back on October 23, 2022. You're welcome.)

if you're sexualizing that old man in your mind.. and i'm sexualizing that old man in my mind.. THEN WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE?!?!?!

Fruit, fruit…

reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship

Do you think its wise to get pissed in full view of any of your men that may stumble in here... just before they embark on the most dangerous journey of their lives? Wise? Probably not.

hey, don't cry. comet C/2022 E3 (ZTF) visible to us humans for the first time in 50,000 years before it'll leave us forever, ok?

[source] for all the images

pleaaaaaase y'all the process of having a manufacturing facility declared kosher has nothing to do with a rabbi blessing the food

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase stop

you can literally google what is required

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE

HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE

just like enamored by this interaction i had yesterday and again today with this old gay man…not to be like ‘oh what a feeling to see someone who has survived’ but literally that & today we actually ended up chatting and he asked me “are you family?” which i didn’t catch at all until he gave me an extremely knowing look (chin tilt, raised eyebrow. and he really just had such a shine about him, too) and i just got flooded with this big stupid feeling thinking about how much he has seen and known…about many things but esp lgbt community as it exists offline and historically & how if i were to ask, and were somehow able to know, there are 1000 different lifetimes in his, i’m sure. his name is leonardo

goncharov? you mean blorbo from my shoes?

my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

lmfaooooo

ok obsessed with this one too

cozy girl forced to get out of bed no survivors

It's finally done!!!

Pattern to follow soon hopefully (boy I really hope KC Green checks his emails)

reblog if you've officially outlived the queen of england

my new favourite genre of image is the doctorwhos terrorising each other at conventions

no thoughts but this

Mr. Sandman, man me a sand.

Miss Piggy: That man was totally codependent.

Kermit: You and Captain Flint?

WHAT IF? Muppet Black Sails.

In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.

Apparently “what ho!” is a corruption of Beowulf’s “hwaet!”?? 

Now need a P.G. Wodehouse translation of Beowulf.

What ho! Have you heard of these chaps, Dashed good fellows with a spear and whatnot–

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca