Hey, Don't Cry. Comet C/2022 E3 (ZTF) Visible To Us Humans For The First Time In 50,000 Years Before

“maybe this way the sallon will accept it, monsieur Manet”

A nice clean version of the photo I put up just now. “No more Regency Silver Snuffboxes.” They are shooting it as I type this. And oh, they are wonderful.

my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

Ohhhh myyy goddddd

Fucking cheerleaders.

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

Trump is only two points ahead in Texas now. If you’re in Texas and vote third party or don’t vote this year, I will personally never forgive you for stealing the joy of watching the GOP freak out at Texas going blue from me.

someone in my target language: hi :)! how are you?

me and Duolingo in haunting unison: the boys have the pears