Buxtry - Bingo Jones

i love the specification of "alive" in the people magazine "sexiest man alive" award. clearly they're worried about ötzi the iceman sweeping the competition. as they should be.

reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship

The #Wilderpeople team wishes @TaikaWaititi good luck on his newest film Thor. Let us know if you need a @ChrisHemsworth stand-in!

u.k. people: - register to vote - if you won’t be available to vote on 8th june, apply for a postal vote. make sure you check the deadline and send it off in time. - make sure you vote. 

Wherever you go, the hips follow you.   

Reblog if you think Carrie Fisher is still beautiful!

I want to see how many there are of us.

Miss Piggy: That man was totally codependent.

Kermit: You and Captain Flint?

WHAT IF? Muppet Black Sails.

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting.