Wherever You Go, The Hips Follow You.   

Ruth Negga as Tulip O'Hare for Preacher

My mama always told me someday I’d be good at something. Who’d have guessed that something’d be zombie killing?

\W/estworld (2016)

Do yall also have these mutuals that you just??? Grew really fond of?? Like, you never properly talk to them and all you do is like each other’s posts but whenever you see them on your dash you’re like “hello sunshine, I hope you’re drinking lots of water and being happy your health and wellbeing is so important to me” and I hope that’s not weird because honestly that’s me all the time

Sometimes writing is like having an enormous lake in your head, and you want to get it out of your head and into a proper place for a lake so other people can come and go swimming and ride jet skis and stuff, except all you have to move the lake is a teaspoon. So you’re just sitting there frantically flinging water out of the lake with your teaspoon and telling people, “Guys, this lake is going to be so cool when it’s done,” but it will never be done. There is so much lake.

someone in my target language: hi :)! how are you?

me and Duolingo in haunting unison: the boys have the pears

Miss Piggy: That man was totally codependent.

Kermit: You and Captain Flint?

WHAT IF? Muppet Black Sails.

RIP CHYNA & PRINCE