‘Stranger Things’ Cast Vows To ‘Hunt’ Real ‘Monsters’ Of Injustice With SAG Win [x]

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

Taika Waititi, Kiwi director of Hunt For The Wilderpeople and the upcoming Thor: Ragnarok, did a Reddit AMA and it was a delight.

I don’t think Massachusetts Memes knows what memes are

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (1864-1901) standing beside his paintings.

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

someone in my target language: hi :)! how are you?

me and Duolingo in haunting unison: the boys have the pears

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS: Pilot Being a vampire’s familiar is like being a best friend who’s also a slave. Tomorrow night marks the ten year anniversary since I started working for my master. I think he’s planning something pretty special. I think he’s going to make me a vampire.

Jesse, Tulip and Cassidy sing a song ‘Come On Eileen’ in the car.

greek gods as donald trump quotes

zeus: She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.

hera: My marriage, it seemed, was the only area of my life in which I was willing to accept something less than perfection.

athena: Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault

aphrodite: My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

hades: Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

demeter: Give me clean, beautiful and healthy air - not the same old climate change (global warming) bullshit! I am tired of hearing this nonsense.

ares: I will be so good at the military your head will spin.

hestia: I had some beautiful pictures taken in which I had a big smile on my face. I looked happy, I looked content, I looked like a very nice person, which in theory I am.

hephaestus: Lyin’ Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin’ Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!

dionysus: I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's were the fun is.

hermes: There have been many bad things said about me over the years, and in some cases they’ve been true.

poseidon: All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

apollo: In the second grade I actually gave a teacher a black eye — I punched my music teacher because I didn’t think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled.

artemis: I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.