WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS: Pilot Being A Vampire’s Familiar Is Like Being A Best Friend Who’s Also

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE

HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE

pleaaaaaase y'all the process of having a manufacturing facility declared kosher has nothing to do with a rabbi blessing the food

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase stop

you can literally google what is required

Sometimes writing is like having an enormous lake in your head, and you want to get it out of your head and into a proper place for a lake so other people can come and go swimming and ride jet skis and stuff, except all you have to move the lake is a teaspoon. So you’re just sitting there frantically flinging water out of the lake with your teaspoon and telling people, “Guys, this lake is going to be so cool when it’s done,” but it will never be done. There is so much lake.

before you post, remember S.T.O.P.!!!!

are you SEXUALIZING that old man?

does that old man TURN you ON?

POST.

when you forget to read the tags on a fic

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Here, d’yeh mind that story he told us? When him an’ his mates were buildin’ the Titanic? An’ every rivet they put in, they shouted “Fuck the Pope…” Oh jaysis, Billy! D’yeh think that’s why it sank? Aye, maybe. Or it could even’ve been that fuckin’ big iceberg it hit.

The Cassidy Brothers: Proinsias and William “Billy” Cassidy

I love how the armed march against Jewish people in Montana has gotten no cover/no notes on posts on Tumblr. :)