Butterlemonship - They Call Me "Ms.WeirdShipper"

kuchelle:mommy

Mikasa:yes?

kuchelle:can I have a baby sibling?

Levi:sur-

Mikasa:no

kuchelle:why?

Mikasa:cause-umm..it's hard

kuchelle:how is it hard when you can just give those damn birds a call to deliver my baby sibling

Drunk Levi:Boobies~

Mikasa:No

Drunk Levi:yes~

Mikasa:No

Drunk Levi:yes~

Mikasa:No

Drunk Levi:No~

Mikasa:yes

Mikasa:...

Drunk Levi:yayyy boobies(~￣³￣)~

Mikasa:Damn reverse psychology

Levi: damn mikasa you're so wet

Mikasa: and who's fault is it?

Levi:I know I know..I shouldn't have pushed you

Attack on Titan x Kabuki Collaboration (Ackerman Ver.) 「進撃の巨人×歌舞伎コラボ ~アッカーマン Ver.~」

Mikasa:Levi,what are you doing?

Kenn:don't mind him ma, he's just hunting some bird

Levi:I'm not just hunting some bird

Levi: I'm hunting a demon, who tryna steal my wife

Mikasa:it's bloodlust

Levi:booblust

Mikasa:No

Levi:yes.

Mikasa:Levi it's pronounced bloodlust not booblust

Levi:it's booblust when I look at you, baby~

I don't know about you guys but,

Levi being the househusband and Mikasa being the working wife in the modern world would be a nice fit.

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