Mikasa:it's Bloodlust

Levi: mikasa I made a poem for you

Mikasa:oh really?can I hear your beautiful poem,dear?

Levi:mhm

Levi:As round as the earth, as big as the sun, softer than any soft things I've ever touched in my life. Your boobs is what I lived for.

Mikasa:

Levi:do you like it?

Mikasa:fvck you

Loid and Yor are literally Rivamika no cap

Eren: you murdered me

Eren:you bitch..

Mikasa:oh get over it..you pissed me off

Levi:Godamn...👁️👄👁️

Hange:HELLO~~~

Hange: oh my gosh-

Hange: did I interupt something important?

Hange:or what I mean is... something spicy~

Levi:yes,you did

Mikasa: hange..why are you here-

Hange:I just want to see my favourite couple!

Hange:but it turns out they're still making babies~

Mikasa:I-

Hange:BYE!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bonus

Erwin:where were you?

Hange: let's just say I'm gonna be an aunt soon

Hange:and you'll be an uncle

(~￣w￣)~

Drunk Levi:Boobies~

Mikasa:No

Drunk Levi:yes~

Mikasa:No

Drunk Levi:yes~

Mikasa:No

Drunk Levi:No~

Mikasa:yes

Mikasa:...

Drunk Levi:yayyy boobies(~￣³￣)~

Mikasa:Damn reverse psychology

Levi:OI MIKASA!

Levi:There's one more thing I have to mention...

Mikasa:what is it?

Levi:I love you. Bye

Mikasa:Levi...

Levi:not now I'm busy

Mikasa:can we cuddle?

Levi:not now

Mikasa:fine then, at least Dan gives me cuddles

Levi:WHO

Levi:IS

Levi:DAN?!

Mikasa:This teddy bear, you named him 'Dan'.. remember?

Levi:...

Mikasa:Is my dear love Levi jealous of a bear~

Levi:no

Mikasa:hmm..I take that 'no' as a 'yes I am'

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