It Was A Stroke Of Genius To Give James T Kirk A Bitchy Flip Phone In The 60's, Truly Amazing To Watch

*lights pipe, leans back into rocking chair*

You youngsters don’t remember a time when the onion was printed and offered free of charge in sidewalk kiosks. Those were the good ‘ol days. When you could feel the joke between your fingers. When you could roll up the joke into a little horn and go toot into your friends ear. We lived like barbarians, and by gum, we loved it.

*Puffs pipe. Sets self on fire*

Getting a print version of the Onion is a decision I'll never regret

Every one of the 12 "ads" in this version is insulting Musk

If you take away their names, they’re basically shitty wizards who know essentially one spell

Cyclops = eyeball wizard

Colossus = skin wizard

Wolverine = bone wizard (with claws)

Jean grey = mind witch

Storm = weather witch

Rogue = mana drinker/mirror witch

Etc. etc. etc.

"But I need wizard school media to live" just develop bad opinions about the X-Men like a normal person.

Roller skating granny

The House on Haunted Hill (1959)

Meanwhile it’s just another day in the Middle Ages.

Don’t join the rat race, raise children fat of face

All this time thinking about your Net Worth when we should be thinking about the fertile Wet Earth

Obama and his stolen sand

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OP: This is the first time I've seen the Yellow River's sediment discharge with my own eyes.

This is how Prince was created, btw

“Through the purple cloud” - Wonder Stories 1931.