OP: This Is The First Time I've Seen The Yellow River's Sediment Discharge With My Own Eyes.

Classist and bourgeois. Here’s what true revolutionaries wear

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Making art

lisa brice, "untitled," 2023-2024, oil on trace

Oh, you don’t know about lobster hell?

The peach cobbler in question

you can literally put this stuff on anything & its good

Those boots are fire

A man needs a car like a wizard needs a bicycle

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💬 0  🔁 262  ❤️ 434 · My brother and I were talking about this movie this weekend; we've been cackling about it for over three decades now

People are like "ha ha, wouldn't it be weird if there was a horror movie about [innocuous animal]", but given that one of the undisputed classics of the man-versus-nature horror genre is a film about people getting swarmed by seagulls, I'm not convinced there's any animal you couldn't make it work for.

There’s a monster in my mind

He comes out from time to time

I'm in the stage of writing where I keep adding lines to skeletons of scenes and filling up the timeline and daydreaming about stuff that could happen, which technically counts as writing so I don't feel guilty for not typing words in a while

It's not for the project I actually want to work on, but that's out of my control, I'm afraid

It’s illegal to tell someone you’re gonna kill them. Here are some ways to imply it, legally:

- people are hunting you

- you will die soon

- won’t someone please kill this fuck?

- when you die you will be screaming, covered in blood.

- I wonder what color your blood is?

- what do you think your last words will be?

- the grim specter of death has his icy hand around your throat.

The trick to this is to sound as much as possible like a necro-wizard delivering a fell prophecy.