This Is What You See Weenis You Look Out Of The Overton Window

If you take away their names, they’re basically shitty wizards who know essentially one spell

Cyclops = eyeball wizard

Colossus = skin wizard

Wolverine = bone wizard (with claws)

Jean grey = mind witch

Storm = weather witch

Rogue = mana drinker/mirror witch

Etc. etc. etc.

"But I need wizard school media to live" just develop bad opinions about the X-Men like a normal person.

Let’s not forget the ending:

He watches his beloved dog die on a pile of shit and then goes and FUCKS EVERYONE UP!

You think Odysseus was Homer's favorite blorbo because of the amount of details he put in his descriptors. I think Odysseus was Homer's favorite blorbo because of the absolute hell he put him through. You cannot convince me that The Odyssey wasn't just someone going buck wild with their favorite oc—because that's exactly what it was.

Would totally pee out the window just saying

The castle is on the very edge of a terrible precipice. A stone falling from the window would fall a thousand feet without touching anything! As far as the eye can reach is a sea of green tree tops, with occasionally a deep rift where there is a chasm.

-Jonathan Harker, May 8

Now, remember that the Count was originally meant to be Austrian, and his castle to be in Styria, Austria.

Here's what the most famous castle in the region looks like:

Issue blindness. Huge issue.

im literally a girl with no issues

ok given that there are no non-evil options for the pope i guess i begrudgingly appreciate in an abstract sense that they chose someone who recently tweeted "jd vance is wrong" lmao. it doesn't make anything better but it makes jd vance's life a little worse and i do think that's funny

Belly full of food

tragedy

Classist and bourgeois. Here’s what true revolutionaries wear

The liberal urge to redeem every monster, even while they have their hands wrapped around their throat.

There's not going to be an lgbt ally pope you stupid slut

mutuals please do this to me