Ok Given That There Are No Non-evil Options For The Pope I Guess I Begrudgingly Appreciate In An Abstract

Whatcha up to?

Making art

lisa brice, "untitled," 2023-2024, oil on trace

There’s a monster in my mind

He comes out from time to time

I'm in the stage of writing where I keep adding lines to skeletons of scenes and filling up the timeline and daydreaming about stuff that could happen, which technically counts as writing so I don't feel guilty for not typing words in a while

It's not for the project I actually want to work on, but that's out of my control, I'm afraid

Oh, you don’t know about lobster hell?

If you take away their names, they’re basically shitty wizards who know essentially one spell

Cyclops = eyeball wizard

Colossus = skin wizard

Wolverine = bone wizard (with claws)

Jean grey = mind witch

Storm = weather witch

Rogue = mana drinker/mirror witch

Etc. etc. etc.

"But I need wizard school media to live" just develop bad opinions about the X-Men like a normal person.

Issue blindness. Huge issue.

im literally a girl with no issues

Meanwhile downstairs

kissing her neck and rubbing her ears and pulling coins out of them

You call us fleshies to other balls of light

meal prep is so gross to me i dont want to eat the same thing wvery day and also i dont want to eat anything at all i want to shed my body and live as a floating ball of light that doesnt need to eat or sleep or pay rent

Don’t join the rat race, raise children fat of face

All this time thinking about your Net Worth when we should be thinking about the fertile Wet Earth

As he untied her hat, her hair fell around her face, framing it like a frame made of hair.

He unwrapped her shoes, and as he unzipped her from her nightgown,

just saw a horny post with vaguely historical terms in it and the weird misuse of those terms is frustrating me beyond belief. your historical sexual fantasies should be well cited from primary and secondary sources you can’t just make this stuff up.

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💬 0  🔁 262  ❤️ 434 · My brother and I were talking about this movie this weekend; we've been cackling about it for over three decades now

People are like "ha ha, wouldn't it be weird if there was a horror movie about [innocuous animal]", but given that one of the undisputed classics of the man-versus-nature horror genre is a film about people getting swarmed by seagulls, I'm not convinced there's any animal you couldn't make it work for.