"You're A Vampire?! Why Can I See You In The Mirror Then?!" "You Idiot, Mirrors Haven't Been Using Silver

"You're a vampire?! Why can I see you in the mirror then?!" "You idiot, mirrors haven't been using silver since the 1950s!!"

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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burntcheerio

9 months ago

she was a fairy 🧚

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burntcheerio

3 months ago

My grandma was in a relationship with Elon Musk and she (my grandma) made my whole family go to this island where he was testing stuff and basically it ended up like Jurassic Park but with robots and really weird tech.

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fuck elon i like how this implies that elon may go by she/her pronouns he would never

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burntcheerio

4 months ago

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burntcheerio

1 year ago

in honor of 8 years of miraculous ladybug: text messages i sent my friends in 2016 when i first watched the show

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burntcheerio

1 year ago

Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

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burntcheerio

7 months ago

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burntcheerio

1 year ago

online friends are like. i would trust you with my life. i have never seen your knees

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online friends

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burntcheerio

1 year ago

my favorite valentine today was reuniting with my favorite childhood stuffed animal that i lost mysteriously one day but was apparently at my best friends house in her younger brother's toy bin

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<3 valentines day best friend stuffed animals happy valentine's day happy valentines best friends childhood but i love him I think it's cute if you’re reading this so that's fun vday valentines gifts my valentine his name is freckles he is a cheetah beanie boo i used to hate his name and wanted to change it but i couldn't come up with anything else and his name was on his butt tag so i kept it now i love it he looks a little funky i jumped out of the bench i was sitting in when i realized what my friend was giving me and i almost started crying i have been looking for this for years childhood toy favorite stuffed animal favorite childhood stuffed animal there was a gun threat at my school 10 minutes before dismissal it didn't get lifted until about 10 minutes after the bell rang

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