Nobody Talks About The Male Swaglessness Epidemic

Y'know what?

Yeah.

funny worm!

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

Ah, wait I forgot:

Help two men try to make a call because their car broke down, which ultimately didn't work. I then let them use my phone, which apparently was out of minutes, despite me having never made a call in the last three months.

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

So I've quit McDonald's... Time to tell about my second secret job.

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

Hi all! Happy holidays. I need to ask for some help. The last few months have been incredibly hard for me. I have gone through a break up and as a result had to move into a totally empty house with very little in the way of personal possessions or clothes or food. Last night I noticed I have a tooth that’s actively falling apart and so I need to get it taken care of ASAP before it needs to be pulled. Unfortunately, this is what my checking account looks like:

On top of all of that, my phone is barely functional and lasting for less than an hour unplugged, I need to find a new psych in my new home state for treating my adhd, and I need to find a doctor and get back on HRT, in addition to the hundreds I already owe in medical debt. With how much I need it feels silly to even set a goal, but I’ll set one at 1200 USD for roughly what I need to get my account back in the positive and pay for a dentist visit, and any extra is for essentials.

I am sorry to have to do this but I don’t have any other choice. My life is in a very strange place and I don’t have a lot of stability and my financial situation is not helping that. If you have appreciated my comics or music and would like to support my continued existence, then click the following link:

PayPal.me/jocomicsgirl

Thank you all so, so much from the bottom of my heart.

12/25/2020

Update: GOAL MET. Thank you all. Thank you. Without you I would not have been able to afford to treat this at all and my tooth would probably have just gotten infected and needed to be pulled. Now I can probably get by with a root canal. Thank you for helping keep my body all in one piece and functional. Thank you. No more donations needed but any more received will be put towards the other expenses I mentioned above. Thank you.

It's over for you hoes

Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes

See, this actually makes a lot of sense, because if you think about it... Shrimps is bugs.

mer!Naruto vers

Day 27.

disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen

disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots