Oh Really? Do You Really Think You Will Find ALL My Hats!?

write to have fun

that's it. that's all the advice for tonight. just have fun. i PROMISE you, your readers will know. they can suss it out. fun writing vs chore writing. like bloodhounds following a scent. and you know what everybody prefers doing over chores? having fun.

write for fun. write to have fun. you're your main audience anyway. indulge your tropes. or subvert them. kill your darlings or wrap them in fluff. doesn't matter. write what makes you happy. this is for you, first and foremost, so just have fun with it.

Are you telling me I have to live in a world without scent or in a world without scent???

Just wait till the alien finds out about the concept of a claymore roomba

on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”

For Real, there is no way this isn't cake anon

can i interest u in a box of friend??

You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams... My first proper Hollow Knight animation, hope you'll like it! Reblog and word of mouth would be the greatest help to me! Thank a lot for being here!

This time I'm attacking RTfenix!

She don't have a tumblr, tho, so check her artfight profile instead!

https://artfight.net/~RTfenix

i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)

I did some mothman sketches :D

Will I do more? I honestly don't know cuz I have college projects to do :v. If i do anything, it will probably be more fantasy creatures

Let's cherish this post while it's still with us

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN