10 Year Old Dick Grayson Climbing All Over Clark Like A Little Bug And Clark Is Like :)

parents & pedigree [x] [x]

I just think that Joker would sidle up to Bruce Wayne at a urinal and be like 'pissing all by yourself handsome? ;)' and Bruce Wayne would be like 'we are in the bathroom of my heavily secured penthouse apartment. on the 101st floor. how the FUCK did you get up here'

but, crucially, he would not stop pissing

"a girl is damned if she does, damned if she doesn't" - my professor

if this isn't stephanie brown......................

practicing affection and backgrounds

Riddler: The more you have of it, the less you see... what is-

Robin!Dick: Rice :D

Riddler: what

Robin!Dick: There's always more rice than you're anticipating in the bowl

Batman: *frantically trying to cut the ropes because he just realized his son is a dumbass*

do you think Bruce ever had to have the awkward “I’m not replacing you as my partner with Superman, I’m fucking Superman” talk with Dick? he’s got a poor insecure fresh baby Robin standing in front of him in the Cave desperately trying not to cry and he has to work up the nerve to tell Dick that Batman and Superman are only a thing because they’re a thing, not because he’s trying to replace Dick as Robin (or his closest confidante)

Superman tarot for assignment :3

GUESS WHO FOUND their Tumblr password after 2 years ...me

They’re on patrol :)

they locked in and had a consensual workplace relationship