Batkids Sleepover

Things I’ve overheard as the Batfam

Bruce: $15 is not real money. Bitcoin is real money

Jason: You just gotta die with a little piss in your pants

Dick: My life is teetering on becoming a Dead Dove: Do Not Eat fanfiction

Stephanie: They’re all straight men I bet, and therefore inferior to me

Babs: I’m in a wheelchair you have to fight me

Tim: Fret not, I have my Disney Princess Gummy Vitamins I eat by the handful. Theyre the only thing keeping me kicking

Duke: Id rather break another bone than take a straight ball shot

Steph to Cass (or vice-versa): You know everything about me, including my social security number. Why don’t you know my boob size?

Damian talking about his animals: They’re such beautiful creatures until they throw up in your lap

The kids talking about Bruce: I wonder if he knew he’d spend his career babysitting a bunch of queer autistic kids

Bruce talking about the kids: They’re abominations of nature but they’re MY abominations of nature

🌻 comm for gee! thank you 💖

whacking you with my sticks. clang clang zap zap

parents & pedigree [x] [x]

unfortunate series of events at the charity gala

Wiii Timkoooonnn 💖💖💖💖✨✨

Someone please shoot me in the head

If you're ever in the mood to draw babian again, you should totally have like a toddler damian waddle up to Tim on his tiny fat legs and go "Timothy, I would like to request my daily dose of uppies"

I also gave you Babian cuddles :3

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

me, myself, and I

Cass keeps a family photo with her, that's so sweet 😭 ❤️

Batgirl (2024) #3