Saw These And Immediately Thought Of Tim And Steph Wearing Them During Sleepovers And Yes, They're Interchangeable

Bruce at literally any age after he got into an argument with Alfred: Now I gotta die so you feel bad for yelling at me and you’ll admit that I’m right.

Things I’ve overheard as the Batfam

Bruce: $15 is not real money. Bitcoin is real money

Jason: You just gotta die with a little piss in your pants

Dick: My life is teetering on becoming a Dead Dove: Do Not Eat fanfiction

Stephanie: They’re all straight men I bet, and therefore inferior to me

Babs: I’m in a wheelchair you have to fight me

Tim: Fret not, I have my Disney Princess Gummy Vitamins I eat by the handful. Theyre the only thing keeping me kicking

Duke: Id rather break another bone than take a straight ball shot

Steph to Cass (or vice-versa): You know everything about me, including my social security number. Why don’t you know my boob size?

Damian talking about his animals: They’re such beautiful creatures until they throw up in your lap

The kids talking about Bruce: I wonder if he knew he’d spend his career babysitting a bunch of queer autistic kids

Bruce talking about the kids: They’re abominations of nature but they’re MY abominations of nature

Good job Krypto😂😂

Talia and Damian commission

Ok but what if Bruce and Clark are already married when Tim and Kon get together and Kon can’t stop making awful “oh step brother” porn jokes and Tim is seconds away from murdering him at all times but Kon has legit never laughed this hard in his life.

guys cover your eyes, don't encourage them

Continuation of this

Comic - Detective Comics #1100 Cover

Art by Bruno Redondo

DC Comics (2025)

do you fw superbat?

just a little 😊

do u think Bruce ever thinks about chatterbox dick and thinks about when he was nonverbal and think I’m glad he expresses himself

He’s come a long way :)