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September is cool and all, but who’s ready for OCTOBER THIRST?

Dark hair for herself. She’s turned her hair different colors before, and it’s always disconcerting. 

Does your character have a favorite hair color? >Is it a favorite hair color in general, or a favorite hair color for themselves?

How tall are gnomes?

As we went on search for a missing animal, we came across a gnome town. Our party consists of a transgender Male Monk Houri who is 5'11", a 5'4" female elf fighter, and a 6'7" Male dragonborn Ranger. 

GM: “As you walk out of the woods following the tracks you see a small gnome town”

Houri (OOC): How tall is it?

GM: well its small because they aren’t very tall.

Dragonborn (OOC): but how tall are they?

GM: they are smaller than dwarves.

Elf (OOC) : are they small enough to accidentally step on.

GM: *looks up characteristics of gnomes* as adults they are between 3 to 3 and a half feet. 

Houri (OOC): so you are saying that if i wanted to i could punt the gnomes… *everyone laughs* … I’m not saying im going to but im just asking if i could. 

GM: if you wanted to you could punt the gnomes, but you get the feeling you would have the whole town of about 50 gnomes after you. 

Elf and Dragonborn (OOC): Don’t punt the gnome.

GM: I mean, none of them are dying… Player: That’s good! GM: … because they’re dead. Player: That’s bad.

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

“We solve problems by inserting weapons into them”

— the rogue

@pickulohsmash Eylsa? Is that you?

"I hate you the second least out of anyone in the party!" -the Bard's attempt at giving inspiration

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Me, when I remember that Zutara was supposed to be a thing, and then some douche canoe noped the fuck out.