“We Solve Problems By Inserting Weapons Into Them”

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

Earthquakes tend to make basements a really bad idea.

Critical Role: basements

I just realized something.

Y’know how the stereotype of D&D players is a bunch of nerds hiding in a basement?

Well, that’s kind of impossible in Southern California because almost no one here has a basement. Which is BULLSHIT wtf is wrong with this place.

Anyways, I thought that was an interesting fact.

Couple aesthetic:the short one tries to kiss the tall one,but they can’t reach up; so they gently stand on their toes,take the tall one’s neck And DRAG THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN. IF I CAN’T GO UP,YOU’RE GOING DOWN WITH ME

Nissa secretly wishes she’d been born a full elf. She doesn’t like the occasional thought that she’ll be leaving behind her father and uncle. If you asked her that, though, she’d tell you hell, no.

Has your character ever wished they were a different species?

I feel like I always want to do this. I'm not a good enough artist to pulls it off, but holy crap it would be amazing. The ocs, the fandom characters... It would chaos and I would adore it.

I always feel like I don’t have any/many OC’s, but if I look back on my drawings and writings I kind of do.

I feel like I should make sketches of all of them in one post.

Here are some of the animated gifs Santa Monica Studios have been putting out for God of War: Ragnarök

Sorry for the quality, tumblr only allows for 10MB gifs & these are quick & dirty rips straight from twitter which were already not great quality to start.

I'm assuming these are made to be used, so go right ahead & save & use however you like

Animator credits I could find:

Kratos making a heartshape & Kratos swearing about Valkyries by Dennis Pena, aka @/Boltfinger on twitter

Wolf paw slap by Grace Pan, one of the animators

Angrboda making faces by Jack Ebensteiner, aka @/AnimJack on twitter

Sweating Atreus by Kim Nguyen, aka @/KimbaWin on twitter

Thor sliding by Roberto Clemente, a senior combat animator

@pickulohsmash This feels kind of familiar...

Head-canon: The rest of the party was killed and eaten. Turning to the last remaining member, something about the healer’s peaceful slumber softens the hearts of the wolves. They adopt the healer into their pack and have many fantastic adventures in the deep woods. Later, the wolves are attacked in the middle of the night by an adventuring party, and the healer sleeps through the whole battle.

With a dwarven brawler. She kicked him in the balls and did -1 damage... So I'm pretty sure she accidently gave him a boner.

Has your character ever been in a fistfight?