Couple Aesthetic:the Short One Tries To Kiss The Tall One,but They Can’t Reach Up; So They Gently Stand

How very depressing that Neil Gaiman had trended not even a tiny bit for demonstrating what a fucking horrific person he is.

As a reminder, he's suing Caroline Wallner, one of his accusers, for breaking her NDA. Not for libel. He's saying she shouldn't have told anyone about it, not that she lied.

Vulture

Neil Gaiman Seeks $500,000 From Accuser Caroline Wallner

The author says Wallner broke her NDA by sharing her story with the media, including with New York Magazine.

He doesn't need the money. He's risking the Streisand effect. He is punishing Caroline, he's trying to intimidate other victims who have signed NDAs to scare them into continued silence.

He is no friend to women, to the LGBTQIA+ community, to anyone quite frankly unless he thinks they are of value to him.

Share the story. Put it on Facebook and bluesky and whatever else you're on. Make it clear what a horrifying person he is. Tell your friends. He's paying Edendale a fortune to try and cover this up. Make this hard for him. Make it cost him money.

Now let me peel some fucking potatoes, Helen.

aggressively attempting to be a good houseguest (via outofcontextdnd)

I slipped and fell in love with Critical Role, so I accidentally spent my Sunday drawing a few of my favorite scenes from Percy’s arc. 

Poor tabaxi, looking like derps.

"I have lost control of this game."

Matt’s reactions during the “magic poo” conversation (AKA the best ones) Requested by anon.

@pickulohsmash Eylsa? Is that you?

"I hate you the second least out of anyone in the party!" -the Bard's attempt at giving inspiration

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"scattered audio snippets providing players clues as to what happened at this facility" video game trope but it's repurposed Magic Mouth spells throughout an abandoned wizard tower that your DnD (or similar TTRPG) party is visiting (and expecting to be occupied). The original messages are partially overwritten by frantic, whispered updates on whatever Went Wrong Here

e.g. "Guardians of the tower, arise! Defend your master and his sanct--oh god it got through. It? Them? It's large, but I think there might be one or more handlers. It seems to have defenses against fire in particular. I think…oh shit. Shit!--who cross [so-and-so] will be utterly destroyed!"

near this particular Magic Mouth are several pulverized constructs. ahead is an ornate door, formerly Arcane Locked, now smashed through...

@pickulohsmash

This is actually a really easy way to distinguish different types of magic users and decide which kind is right for your story!