Butt Fear.

Nissa's dad lies (and has lied since day one) about having always intended to keep her. Ailuin arrived at the orphanage with the intent of proving she wasn't his, and then the backup plan of adopting her out.

Once he met little Nissa, though, the guild leader stopped listening to counsel, and was almost immediately attached.

What kind of white lies did your character’s parents/guardians tell your character when your character was a child? >What white lies did they tell your character when your character was older (teen/young adult/adult)? >What was the intent of these lies? (Because they didn’t think your character would understand? They were trying to protect their children from harsh truths? They thought it didn’t matter? They though it would be funny? etc)

I just... I love this so much.

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

My blog policy is If you see something, say something

kassandra being my favourite idiot for 67 seconds

Anonymous asked: Regis’ eye roll

oh my god...

Whorhiel

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

Growing up is not about giving up video games, growing up is about having a nice apartment to play video games in

Necromancer: Im gonna do an arcana check on the envelope… You know for danger or traps or magic or-

Bard, already opening the envelope: I got this.

DM: Yeah… You don’t got this. You’re kinda blind now…

“I’m going to make a vow of enmity against the pyjamas.”