Go For It

My brother while we're at the gym: I'm gonna move onto a different machine, do you wanna use this one?

Me, knowing we're both on leg day: sure!

My brother: it's on kinda heavy so-

Me: ...dude... This is only 100 pounds.

My brother:

My brother: tf you mean only 100

Holy badonkers??? It took me a long time to realize this was YOUR main idk why it slipped my mind- I am unsure if you followed me by mistake but if you didn't, hoooly carp that Is such an honor xD you are my first and only follower and if you did follow me by mistake it was still awesome to see in that moment when I saw the little "mutual" symbol and had an eternal "WHAAAAAT" moment

HEY HON!!

Wasn't by accident, I try to follow people back whenever I can!

Or- used to, whenever I started to get popular it became difficult

But I remember seeing you pop into my notifications and clicking follow back!!

So jumping in here with a story time, stories with Flaire

This is actually super important. And it's never too late to teach a dog or a cat this - it's just a little bit more difficult if they're older

But basically, this stray cat followed me home one day and I've kept him ever since - his name is Binx and he's just the sweetest guy ever. A little shit but sweet.

So when he followed me home, he was so young his balls hadn't even dropped yet - and he followed me home for 30 minutes after I walked my friend home, just meowing at me and walking ahead of me if I started walking too fast. But when I eventually got home, he stayed on my porch for awhile before I got him fixed and brought inside

So he didn't get along with my two boys Cool Cat and Lucky. Scratching and hissing, and started playing rough with me. Scratching so hard I'd bleed. So what I did is when he did that, is stop and show him where he scratched and start ignoring him until he'd nuzzle against me. He gets along with my other cats just fine now and plays fine.

Now let's compare this to my mom's dog Buddy. Buddy is a very friendly dog, an American Eskimo who she never taught how to not bite hard.

I mean, when he was a puppy I would try everything to get him to stop biting me so hard - but he wouldn't listen and my mom would baby him. He is so sweet and kind with strangers but he bites hard when playing, leaving marks and scratches with his teeth. I mean I even had to go so far as to bite his ear when he was a puppy when he bit me (not hard. I'm not a monster, I basically just put my teeth on the tip of his thick ass ear and applied enough pressure for him to be uncomfortable but not in pain) but since my mother never properly taught him and instead babied him, he still bites hard when playing

So this is VERY important.

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Me with my mom

(she burned bratwursts into a crisp one time years ago to the point they looked like charcoal and were inedible and I've made it a point to tell her not burn them)

Okay so like this is really funny but why are all the homophobic and transphobic twats in the comments

Get off of Tumblr we don't like you here

They asked I answered, my child

whats ur fav color

I dunno babes

REBLOG WHILE RELEVANT

Oh GODDAMNIT

Hm I wonder..

What happens if you beat them

Thanks Cumming, GA

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad