My Brother While We're At The Gym: I'm Gonna Move Onto A Different Machine, Do You Wanna Use This One?

I don't like the weird noises they make

Can someone like, take my organs I don't like the noises they make in my tummy

I went to Golden Corral tonight, really good food, but as I was getting my food this random old woman said "ugh, look at that man wearing a dress".

That man was me. Wearing my black tights and a blue and white striped dress.

The only issue is I'm not a man.

My best friend: y'know I've never had tumblr

Me, who's only convincing them to make an account to spam them on yet another platform and luring them in with welcome home content:

I know for sure that you can't help all families from Gaza that want to be evacuated from here but at least you can help those who come across your life. You have no idea how mentally and emotionally tiring this is. Asking for help is not easy. But when thinking that the price is my family's life and getting out of here safely, it just pushes me more and more to do this until i reach my goal, be able to attend my university abroad and achieve my doctoral degree dream after awarding prestigious PhD fellowship. Please donate and share to support us standing at this hard time. https://gofund.me/d597b8e2

I wish I could donate, but I will spread the word for you with this post.

Oh GODDAMNIT

Hm I wonder..

THERES MORE PAST MAX

AND SHALL KEEP BOOPING FOR I HAVE BEEN IN THE WAR SINCE THE VERY START

OH MU GOD

What do you think is the first thing people notice about you, when they meet you for the first time?

That I'm really really fucking stupid or they come to the realization that I'm autistic without me even having to say anything

Alright which one of my mutuals is putting kinky shit on my For You page

Im allergic to coconut

@g0dwat3r

(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself

@escapetheslaughter

@ugly-astral-taurus

@bees-official

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@multifandomcutie13 )

Revenge boops >:)

This is cruel and unjust and I have done NO WRONG FOR REVENGE BOOPS