“I Want To See The World… But I Cannot Move”

It’s my birthday!

the gash weaves down as if you cry

have you ever wanted to see grimm vs crystal dash only? it is quite possibly the only way to fight him that properly and accurately communicates how overjoyed i am to see him every single time.

i still talk about you

I think that people who draw Hornet with giant boobs and ass are weak and cowards, cause clearly her canon physique is already peak

Malenia bonk cutscene

you read stuff on wattpad for shit and giggles where most of the fics there are reader-inserted ones written in 1st person pov where y/n is a barely legal white girl with blonde hair and blue “orbs” who’s so smol and fragile that she’s dependent entirely on this morally questionable guy who’s killing people for a living but for some reason happens to have a soft spot for her.

you read real actual literature on archive of our own where it’s two middle aged men, who are each other’s sworn enemies, with tragic past, trauma and strong homoerotic tension. and while they’ve made each other bleed, killed each other’s friends and loved ones out of jealousy / possessiveness, lied and betrayed and manipulated, the rawness, depth, complexity and slow burn will keep you up all night, haunt you during your day and possibly change your life forever. and also the sex isn’t just smut. the sex is poetry that puts Shakespeare to shame